Things I Should Not Have To Say

[mom_almighty]

(number 743 in a series)

"No, you may NOT Scotch-tape anything to your little brother's penis!"

Hey, at least he asked first...

Comments

[rockchic79]

HAHAHAHAHA

[drharper]

Hey, if you're gonna terrorize your siblings, at least be polite about it. ;)

[laurensa]

"No, it is not okay to paint your brother red". (great shades of Ringo in HELP!)

"Tommy, and Jimmy, it was not nice to draw all over your brother while he was sleeping on the couch. He is too young for a mustache and chest hair, and Sharpie is very hard to wash off."

:-)

[sesquipedeviant]

Oh holy crap. I have said some good ones in my time (including "No, you may not tape each others' mouths closed. No, it doesn't matter if it feels nice." and the time honoured "[CHILD'S NAME!] Stop licking the pole!" but that wins. What was it that he was hoping to tape on?

[mom_almighty]

A small foam rocket. One of those Nerf-type things. I have to admit, I was kind of tempted to let him.

[sesquipedeviant]

Oh that is glorious.
You know, i'd successfully stopped three young girls from taping up their mouths last week, when one of their mums walked in. "OOOooo, I that's a good one!" she said, and promptly re-taped her girl-child and her boy toddler...

[xinie]

Is he going to patent his penis-taping idea?