Answering Machine

[molotovme]

I don't use instruments created by humans. However, you may contact me in this post. The internet is something I can control, though I am not a fan. Actually, you need not even call upon me. I'm already in your noggin, you sinners. But, if you do feel the need to make sure I quote/unquote "understand" you or whatever the hell (see what I did there

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Saw your mmw post! Anything in particular you have in mind?

[low_key_angel]

Lucifer.. brother. Lemme get this straight.

Did you just type out air quotes?

[there's a deeply amused snort before he manifests up a candy bar and proceeds to inhale it.] You really need to get out more.

[molotovme]

[Lucifer rolls his eyes and waves his hand passively]

Brother, I've only just got out.

[He gives his brother the once-over] I see you haven't changed much.

[low_key_angel]

Now if we can get you out and avoid the massacres, we'll be on a better start this time around.

Of course not. Simple thing like death isn't gonna keep a happening guy like me down for long.

[molotovme]

Death's actually a nice guy, when you get to know him. [Lucifer scoffs.]

I call no man happy until he's dead, Gabe, you're the exception.