Answering Machine

[molotovme]

I don't use instruments created by humans. However, you may contact me in this post. The internet is something I can control, though I am not a fan. Actually, you need not even call upon me. I'm already in your noggin, you sinners. But, if you do feel the need to make sure I quote/unquote "understand" you or whatever the hell (see what I did there?) you want, ask and you shall receive and all those other biblical quotes that dad certainly enjoyed using before he stopped caring. But that's another story entirely.

Just call upon me here, okay?

Also, read this for a more in-depth look into my another's perception of my psyche.