HP meets BtVS

[mollyringwraith]

Hey, guess what? I've figured out what's going to happen in the seventh Harry Potter book! Harry needs to go to evil "deathly hallow" type of places to find the Horcruxes, right? Well, what location could possibly be more evil than the Hellmouth itself: Sunnydale, California

Comments

[celticmommy]

I guess it's a good thing we're so slow at work today. Or else I'd be unable to read hilarity such as this.

:: dies laughing ::

You are the Zen Mastah, mah deah!

[mollyringwraith]

Danke. :) Yay for slow work days!

[melaniesuzanne]

I like it!

[genarti]

...You are fabulous.

*giggling madly*

This needs to happen, I feel.

[chite]

Brilliant. As they say.

[pokeystar]

Voldemort: Tell where Harry is or you will die, little girl.

Buffy: Harry who?

Voldemort: Glasses, Lightning Scar.

Buffy: Oh. Never seen him.

Voldemort: *hisses* You are lying! Very well, you must Die - Avarda....

Buffy: Pfffht- the Master was scarier.

Voldemort: Ka...The Master? You know him?

Xander: Yeah, she did. She killed him a few months ago, Snake Guy.

Willow: After he killed her. A little.

Voldemort: The Master is... dead? And you died, yet you live?

Giles: That would appear to be the case. *wipes glasses*

Voldemort: *Disapparates, leaving small wet stain on floor*

Cordelia: Haven't wizards heard of Depends?

All: Eeeeewww.

Xander: I'm not cleaning that up.

[celticmommy]

*giggles* Too funny.

[mollyringwraith]

Hehehe. Yay! I was hoping people would add other possible scenes.

Yeah, and I can't help thinking Buffy would kick Voldemort's butt without much difficulty. But I have no particular basis for thinking so, except her generally great track record and air of confidence.