Just last week I was commenting to
naill_renfro that I didn't feel much inspired to this (which he was claiming he didn't either), but then I did it anyway. Ah well. Don't expect much.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Booteh!
(A condensed version of Dead Man's ChestBy Molly J. Ringwraith
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I'm just hoping that #3 has more Norrington in all his scraggly hotness. Is POTC a banquet of eye candy or what?
Thank you for writing and for sharing.
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These be my favourite parts, because they are oh-so-true as the movie went:
ELIZABETH: [writhing in the sun] I cannot *believe* I'm still a virgin.
FEMALE AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Ahem. Miss Knightley. By snogging both Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp in a single movie, you are officially in violation of the Rules of Fairness in the Universe. I challenge you to a game of complicated Yahtzee, in which, should you lose, you must hand over your man-snogging rights to the rest of us.
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Teeheehee. I just watched it again tonight, and I am baffled by the power of PotC movies to make LESS sense with additional viewings. (I gave up on understanding the dice game long ago.)
Elizabeth? "Shapely" bum? In what universe would this be? ;)
(And... who is the Mysterious Lurker you refer to in the last blurb? At the end, I was trying to explain the previous two hours to my mother.)
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The lurker was referred to as Mercer in the credits and script, though I don't recall if they gave his name in the film. I wasn't paying close enough attention. Anyway, he kept popping up to spy on people and kill Gov. Swann's ticket to England, and so forth.
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AUDIENCE: Black pirates killed off first for no reason, check. ...Ignorant brown 'ooga booga' cannibal savages, check. Magical Negro, check.
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