Safety signage

[mollyringwraith]

I've been watching the extended editions, and you know what Middle-earth needs? Safety signage. They've got practically none. To quote Eowyn, "They had no warning!"

My husband first pointed this out, as the Fellowship's boats drifted toward the Argonath in FOTR. "Couldn't they have put up one little sign?" he asked. "Danger: Falls Ahead."

Comments

[asteriatic]

Haha, reminds me of that comic gem - the "DO NOT PASS" sign with Gandalf.

[mollyringwraith]

Yes! "You shall not pass" deserves a category of its own. :)

[asteriatic]

You should propose some "photoshop phun", here's my first submission in the spirit :D

[mollyringwraith]

Yay! 'Big Fish,' right? Love it!! Two great movies, together at last... *happy sigh*

[zarhooie]

if you find the base pictures, I will make all of these for you, simply for my own amusement.

[mollyringwraith]

This page has quite a few screencaps...
http://www.framecaplib.com/lotrlib.htm

[spiderine]

"WARNING: OBJECTS IN PALANTIR MAY BE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR"

[aerin_pegadrak]

I'm so stealing that.

[mollyringwraith]

Hehehe! Good one.

[schizokitty]

Bwah-hah-hah-hah!! That's priceless!

Or: Warning! Objects in Palantir may be more evil than they appear.

Nah, yours is better. ^_^

[calligrafiti]

as the Fellowship's boats drifted toward the Argonath in FOTR. "Couldn't they have put up one little sign?" he asked. "Danger: Falls Ahead."

Didn't they have those two big statues making the universal "Stop [in the name of love]!" sign?

[zerogage02]

thank god. I'm not the only one who sings that in my head whenever the movie comes to that scene!

[mollyringwraith]

Hehe...well, true...though I'm not sure it clearly says "Look out! Waterfall!" It could mean, "Stop! Now entering Gondor! Leave all fresh fruit at the border!"

[siriuslyinlove1]

I always have to sing that under my breath when we reach Argonath too.

[mira_fastfire]

*Snickers* Great!