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And Then There Was Poop!
We both wake up this morning to Sydney demanding us to 'GET UP!' (yeah, cute), anyway so I immediately hop in the shower. I come out and Sydney is still in her pajama's which is no big deal, however I think for a split second and say to my husband 'have you changed her yet?' - of course the answer is 'no'. I mean really, what did I expect it to be ( Read more... ) -
Hi! My name is Christy and I'm an A**hole ...
I go to Wal-Mart Saturday night at around 8:30, please note that I loathe Corporate Wal-Mart so I'm already a hypocrite - I have on a regular T-Shirt and regular shorts - NO BIG DEAL - I only get to the vitamin aisle when this Hispanic man has decided that I am eye candy for his current viewing - I go to the next aisle and who is there? Why it's my ( Read more... ) -
Why Birth Control Was Invented ...
Part I
'Sydney, did you poop??'
'No'
'Are you sure?'
'No poop'
'So if I checked your pull-up then there isn't going to be any poop in there?'
'Right, no poop'
Check Pull-Up
'Sydney, there is poop in there'
'Nope, it's a turd'
'Same thing'
'No it's not, it's a baby turd not poop'
Part II
'God Sydney, did you poop again?! You freaking stink!!'
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Nightside the Long Sun, Gene Wolfe
"Silk stared at him, rubbed his wrist, and a last spat at the old man's feet. 'You cheated. You said I couldn't hit with my stick, but you hit me with yours ( Read more... ) -
Pirate Freedom, Gene Wolfe
Page 58 ( Read more... ) -
World War Z, by Max Brooks
"...Americans worship technology. it's an inherent trait in the national zeitgeist. Whether we realize it or not, even the most indefatigable Luddite can't deny our country's techno-prowess. We split the atom, we reached the moon, we've filled every household and business with more gadgets and gizmos than early sci-fi writers could have ever ( Read more... ) -
The Sword of the Lictor & The Citadel of the Autarch by Gene Wolfe
"...so we have each of us in the dustiest cellars of our minds a counter at which we strive to repay the debts of the past with the debased currency of the present." pg 66
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Osip Mandelstam:
Into the distandce disappear the mounds of human heads.
I dwindle--go unnoticed now.
But in affectionate books, in children's games,
I will rise frim the dead to say: the sun! -
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Well, the bike didn't kill me but aspiration pneumonia almost did. Just out of the hospital. Some advise--keep your veins in good condition cause it's no fun being some half-witted RNA's practice pin-cushion.
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