the only thing i've been doing for the past four hours, other than wasting time on the internet, is cramming greek into my brain (with dubious effectiveness) and cramming sweet tart hearts into my mouth. i also rue the day i bought those things!! i'm not sure what happens to a person who eats basically an entire bag of sweet tarts within a few days ( Read more... )

noooooo! i just clogged the toilet again!!! >__<

wtf!!!!!

i'm never eating fiber again!! >_____<

EDIT: it's all good in the hood! black elephant-dong plunger to the rescuuuuue! :D

i have realized that maybe some of my writer's block problems coincide with the fact that i write less and less for my own benefit these days. if i can't even take the time to figure out my thoughts on livejournal, then how the hell can i expect to articulate myself in real essays ( Read more... )

revelations:

1. i was not built for a life of cubing cheese, or any similarly repetitious task.

2. i dislike children. amendment: polite ones are ok, grabby six year-olds with ADHD are an emphatic NO.

3. japanese cake is DELEEESHUS. (not really a revelation; knew that already)

first of all, i just want to say that my roommate nisee is an AMAZING artist and a wonderful human being. i am very proud of her! :D ( Read more... )

here's a nice one:

"Thou venomed dizzy-eyed popinjay!"

OHHHHHH SNAP! :P

basically, popinjay is the best word ever in the english language.

To Whoever it may Concern ( Read more... )

i just had to deny a 82 year old lady rental assistance. :'(

POOOOOOOOOPIESSSS :'(

...is seeing the yeah yeah yeahs LIVE in CONCERT!!!! (haha cheezetastic)

seriously though, it pretty much is. awwwweeesome.

:D

so far, my job consists of reading files full of depressing personal information about old people.

:/

other than that, so far so good!!!