23rd Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

So, um... I have a question.

[...]

What does 'tentacle porn' mean?

Comments

[elevatoravatar]

"Perhaps it is some sort of ritual involving tentacles? I... I know not myself."

[moemoetentacles]

A ritual? Like magic or something?

[elevatoravatar]

"Perhaps, though, it is not one I have heard of before."

[moemoetentacles]

Well, I can't do magic anyway, so it's probably not important.

[knitbadsweaters]

T-tentacle what?!

[moemoetentacles]

Porn. That's definitely what Japan said.

[knitbadsweaters]

T-tentacle....[Yeeeaaaaah, nice, kind Iris doesn't want to think about that]

W-well, it doesn't sound like something that's very nice....

[moemoetentacles]

Really? How can you tell?

[burnmycapital]

It is very bad for your mind and causes brain damages.

[moemoetentacles]

But what is it?

[burnmycapital]

Who offered it to you?

[moemoetentacles]

Nobody did. I just want to know what it is.

[iheartcabbage]

[....why is a little girl asking about these things.]

Trust me, kid. You don't want to know.

[moemoetentacles]

Yes I do! That's why I asked!

[iheartcabbage]

You're way too young to know about weird adult stuff like that.

[moemoetentacles]

I'm practically an adult myself!

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Laughing so goddamn hard over the phone.]

[moemoetentacles]

It's not funny!

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[In between laughs]

Yes it is!

It's extremely funny!

[moemoetentacles]

So tentacle porn is some kind of joke, then?