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moemoetentacles

23rd Invasion

Jul 30, 2011 10:20

So, um... I have a question.

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What does 'tentacle porn' mean?

this post is japan's fault, shattering childish innocence, oh god don't tell her

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jaws5sonofjaws July 30 2011, 18:51:17 UTC

[Laughing so goddamn hard over the phone.]

moemoetentacles July 30 2011, 21:44:51 UTC

It's not funny!

jaws5sonofjaws July 30 2011, 21:54:37 UTC

[In between laughs]

Yes it is!

It's extremely funny!

moemoetentacles July 31 2011, 00:17:23 UTC

So tentacle porn is some kind of joke, then?

jaws5sonofjaws July 31 2011, 04:07:10 UTC

You asking what tentacle porn is hilarious.

You knowing what tentacle porn is will be either horrifying or even more hilarious.

moemoetentacles July 31 2011, 04:29:25 UTC

Why?

jaws5sonofjaws July 31 2011, 05:13:28 UTC

Uhhhm...

I seriously don't want to define Tentacle Porn for a kid like you.

moemoetentacles July 31 2011, 16:56:35 UTC

That's what everyone's been saying.

jaws5sonofjaws July 31 2011, 17:47:02 UTC

Well, let me ask you this...

Have you either gotten "The Talk" or "Birds And The Bees" from your folks?

'Cause if not, I ain't getting involved.

But go ahead and ask more people what tentacle porn is.

Still pretty freakin' hilarious.

moemoetentacles July 31 2011, 22:24:02 UTC

What do birds and bees have to do with anything? They don't even have tentacles!

jaws5sonofjaws July 31 2011, 22:40:41 UTC

Man, you are naive.

Uh, how old are you anyhow?

moemoetentacles August 1 2011, 20:19:42 UTC

Old enough!

jaws5sonofjaws August 1 2011, 21:56:21 UTC

Yeah, no, I don't think you are.

Plus, it'll traumatize you.

Horribly.

moemoetentacles August 1 2011, 23:49:43 UTC

I'll be the judge of that!

jaws5sonofjaws August 2 2011, 03:10:47 UTC

Trust me, you don't wanna.

moemoetentacles August 3 2011, 20:23:08 UTC

Don't tell me what I don't want to do!

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