Shit you didn’t know you didn’t want to know.

[modestxthreat]

I am a shit factory. Or at least I was until I moved out here. Usually, I would shit at least three times a day, minimum. The most was probably something like, six or seven. Now I’m down to like, one to two a day so obviously something’s wrong

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poo problems

[blisteredpixie]

BUHAHA.

Sorry to hear about your japanese toilet phobia, that is hilarious though.

Maybe Herman will be more comfortable around Emiko once she smells your natural essence. I'm sure she will embrace you and your odour with open arms and then lovingly whisper to Herman and his beautiful creations of anally-induced wonderment.

Never fear.
You'll be regular in no time.
and I'm sure your girl will grow to understand that we all must eventually shit in each other's apartments. =)

<3 jO

[love_letter]

I laughed out loud so many times. lolz!!!1!

I think it's really sweet that you like to spoil your anus.

It's a dirty job...

[modestxthreat]

Herman is really special to me. I think a lot of anuses are underappreciated. They don't as much respect as they should. The life of an anus is perilous and stressful. A happy anus leads to a pleasant life.

Have you hugged your anus today?

[lushone]

hey you fucker
i need your email
hurry up
its jeanie

from one fucker to another, mother

[modestxthreat]

I got's two, yo.

modestxthreat@hotmail

or

my first and last name with no spaces or underscores at hot male dot com