I'm participating in my first flash mob sometime in the next three days. No, flash mob is not code for orgy... it's where someone coordinates a large group of people to show up someplace like a train station and do something random like have a silent 45 second dance party ( Read more... )

What can I say? I'm a tearjerk. And soundtracks only make it so much worse. If a movie, TV show or commercial has violins, cellos or a choir of insecure girls singing a poignant Cyndi Lauper song, there's a decent chance I'm paying the Kleenex kids' way through college. People suspect that if Philip Glass wrote a score for the six o'clock news, I ( Read more... )

The other day I scared myself while driving at night. I saw the reflection of my headlights in the rearview mirror of the car in front of me. I thought I was being pulled over ( Read more... )

Gordon Parks died. He was an amazing person. It's pretty sad.

I don't know whether to laugh or tighten my tinfoil helmet.

http://www.chappelletheory.com/

Deep inside, in the most hidden locked up part of me, there is a hopeless romantic. She comes out once in a while.

No! You cannot cook bacon in the dorm kitchen!

You should have learned this the first time you set off the fire alarms, Asian boy from first floor!

From now on, I am friend-onlying my good entries. My JUICY entries.
Yes I do have some juicy entries, assholes. You know who I am talking to. ;)

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Today was a pretty chill day. I got to go shopping. Bought an adorable dark gray Eddie Bauer sweater with little toggles on the front. Bought some rugby stuff and restocked on Bare Escentuals. Bought a Roxy green zip up sweatshirt and a dark brown long-sleeve shirt. All in all, I felt sexy when it was over. Then I came home and fell asleep next to ( Read more... )