once i read on xkcd that the kindel 2 was like the hitchhiker's guide... they were right.

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Either someone at the CIA is thinking outside the box or Kim Jong il is about to get double teamed out of the crazy weight belt championship.


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One day i will put on some tight jeans a white belt and some beat up Ray-Bans go into my closet and sing the greatest Indy song ever.

...and no one will ever hear it.

I just saw Angels and Demons (decent book as well as movie read it then watch it or visa versa) and one thing that most impressed by (other than Ayelet Zurer, that is) was the fact that they dealt with the use of cell phones in an action? movie. People called each other... no dead batteries... no lost signal at the worst possible time they even ( Read more... )

I have a hard time summing up in words the sheer terror that our cat coughing up a fur ball at three AM can summon up. I know most cats will do the whole "huccc... huccc... bleh!" thing which can take you by surprise in the wee hours. Our cat, I do not lie, sounds like a small child going "ha haaa ha haaaaaaaaa...HA... blec!" and not your cute ( Read more... )

It is like Jonathan and Judy got all crazy on night and made some literature.

In a move which makes the very worst of fusion cuisine look tame, an American publisher has decided to combine the latest publishing craze - zombies - with one of the most enduring books ever written. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies "features the original text of Jane ( Read more... )

Dear Secret Service 
 1. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that shoe?
2. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that second shoe?
3. Second shoe = the one thrown after being removed from foot after first shoe was thrown.
4. Let's say people had three feet. Would you have allowed a third shoe to fly unimpeded?
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 But... I do have to admit McCain's speech to concede was one of the most dignified speeches of that ilk in recent memory and for that I applaud him for that. Democrats do tend to be whiny bitches when they lose (I'm looking at you Mr. Gore) and despite my differences with a few of his policies Sen. McCain still strikes me as a decent American. ( Read more... )

I received an e-mail informing me that Obama was the Anti-Christ from what I assume to be a over zealus religious republican. Then I started thinking... What if he is!

If Obama is indeed the Anti-Christ what with the secret Muslim agenda what is the God fearing Christian to do, what is an American to do? Vote him in. I mean if he is the Anti-Christ ( Read more... )

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