who sent the girl who threw a book at me??? *slosh* she's sobbing even louder than me! woe! someone please flush me and put me out of her misery. since, you know, i'm already out of mine!

someone make queenie greengrass go away. i keep trying to shove her out of the bathroom but my hands just go right through her. who sent her to "keep moaning myrtle company" anyway? thanks ever so, as if death wasn't miserable enough already! boo hoo! harry, why won't you come visit me again?

*slosh* everyone left this morning on the train. nobody thought about me as they were leaving. nobody ever thinks about poor old ugly, miserable, moping, moaning myrtle! no one decorates my u-bend with holly and fairy lights! no one comes a-caroling to my bathroom! no one asks, "oy, myrtle, would you like some hot cocoa?" but if they did, i ( Read more... )

i'm thinking i should pack my things (oh, wait, i don't have any) and move to the prefects bathroom. it's so much nicer in there than in my bathroom, and it affords a much nicer view also. but that mermaid doesn't like me and i think she is quite cheeky, winking and flashing people like she does! that's not what i want to see! there are much ( Read more... )

tonight was the lantern festival and i didn't get to go! don't you think i like fireworks and mooncakes and illicit sips of alcohol and snogging in the bushes too? oh it was so lonely, i sat in my stall and sobbed and wished i could flush myself down the loo into the lake so i could go to the festival too! but no, i stayed here because nobody ( Read more... )

why am i always the last to know? why? just because i'm dead i don't deserve to go to the ball? oh myrtle is dead and translucent so she has no friends, no need to ask her, she is too dead to have fun! mock me, all of you! hate me, all of you! you cruel, cruel living things! leave me alone to sit in my toilet and die from loneliness! oh no, i can't ( Read more... )