I need a wife.

[mizkit]

I would like to have someone come clean the house, do laundry, and prepare meals for me for at least the next several days and possibly the next several weeks, until I'm done with these goddamned books. I'm inching along on writing and it's a quarter to seven and intellectually I'm aware that I need to go make food. I do not want to. I don't

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[shadowhwk]

I hear you. So much.

*glomps*

[lithera]

I hear you. Honest. I hate cooking. I take that back. I don't hate cooking. I like cooking. I dislike having to take the time and energy when I normally don't have it.

[tayefeth]

I expect on more or less any rational level it's stupid to be thirty...three, or whatever I am, and just want to fling my hands up and stomp off and demand somebody else take care of the details, but god damn if I don't want to.

Men have been doing this for hundreds of years. There's no shame in the desire.

[green_knight]

I hear you. If you find out where to find a wife, I'd like one, too.

[treehugginhippy]

I'd love to cook, if it took less time and energy and was less like, well, cooking. Once every few weeks I'll make this kick-ass beef and broccoli with rice noodles thing and I'll micro the leftovers for almost a week. That's the extend of my cooking.

Breakfast this morning: peanut butter and a protien bar. 'Nuff said.

I *am* a wife and I don't do this stuff :) Hubby cooks his own damn meals or starves.