"so...that's his penis?"

[mixtaped]

someone came in tonight and asked me if ferrets were hard to take care of. i told her they are very high maintenance. she replied, "oh, that's too bad. i want to get a new pet because i just put our dog down because it bit my kid." i had to bite my lip and walk away because i was so close to telling her off

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[itchiie]

i'll come stay the night tonight :)