drunk!post // barways

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[pi_wakawaka]

Tiwa is dancing around the Bar and singing something, its not clear if its English but she's really happy and surrounded by a halo of sparkles.

[border_prince]

James is positive he doesn't remember drinking.

As a member of Torchwood, he should be very concerned about a sudden alteration in his perception.

Unfortunately . . . well, he's experienced a sudden alteration in his perception.

So instead, he's lying flat on his back on a table, head hanging down off the side. It's very comfortable.

[pi_wakawaka]

He's cute and Tiwa dancing by him and peers down over his face,

"Dance with me."

[border_prince]

James grins cheerfully, and upside-downly, at her.

"Give me a minute," he says, London accent clear even through the drunkenness. "I might be stuck."

[pi_wakawaka]

"No you're not, no glue. Come on, come on!!"

She moves to pull him up though she's a bit wobbly.

[lockedupwithme]

Rorschach totally didn't drink anything tonight. Not even a Coke.

But God does he feel...something. It's not like he's ever been drunk before to know what it feels like, but damn. This is new. Probably suspicious--

--and he doesn't care a bit. In fact, he's just going to pull off that mask now--so stifling, why does he wear it all the time again?--and hum a little.

Oh, and fix his hair. It's all flat from the mask when it should be sticking up like normal. And he's going to do all this while slumped over the bar. Is this what normal people do in bars? It's kind of fun.

[nooooooaaauugh]

... His cardigan is so nice and warm and soft and cardigans mmm.

And then Dan's 'Schach-Dar comes on, and the hobo has company.

"I like your hair."

[lockedupwithme]

DAN DAN DAN

See this...okay, this slightly disturbing squinty-eyed smile? That means he's happy to see you, Dan!

"I like your everything," Hoboschach declares. "A lot."

[nooooooaaauugh]

AW DID HE JUST SAY THAT

Dan makes an epic sad-happyface.

"Why haven't you told me that before?" he asks, wobbling.

"You never tell me that!"

[a_leon_werth]

There is an extremely bubbly female-for-no-discernible-reason pilot, overlarge boots threatening to fall from her feet as her legs dangle over one arm of the sofa she's lounging in.

Also, she may still be drinking.

Feel free to try to dissuade her.

[nam_flyer]

Pilot, meet pilot.

He flops down in an overstuffed chair nearby and grins at her. Possibly too much grinning, even.

"Heya. Ooo, I like those boots."

Sort of a little tipsy, which is strange since he usually avoids alcohol. Wonder how he got a hold of it?

[lockedupwithme]

Rorschach does not, fortunately, have breasts.

He does, however, have his mask in hand as he approaches Raph.

"Hiya...Mr. Turtle. Hi."

See the squinty smile on his face? He's happy to see you, Raph!

[lockedupwithme]

BUT BUT BUT.

Rorschach staggers a little as he considers the answer to this question.

"The...the universe. Issup."