Rorschach totally didn't drink anything tonight. Not even a Coke.
But God does he feel...something. It's not like he's ever been drunk before to know what it feels like, but damn. This is new. Probably suspicious--
--and he doesn't care a bit. In fact, he's just going to pull off that mask now--so stifling, why does he wear it all the time again?--and hum a little.
Oh, and fix his hair. It's all flat from the mask when it should be sticking up like normal. And he's going to do all this while slumped over the bar. Is this what normal people do in bars? It's kind of fun.
But God does he feel...something. It's not like he's ever been drunk before to know what it feels like, but damn. This is new. Probably suspicious--
--and he doesn't care a bit. In fact, he's just going to pull off that mask now--so stifling, why does he wear it all the time again?--and hum a little.
Oh, and fix his hair. It's all flat from the mask when it should be sticking up like normal. And he's going to do all this while slumped over the bar. Is this what normal people do in bars? It's kind of fun.
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And then Dan's 'Schach-Dar comes on, and the hobo has company.
"I like your hair."
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See this...okay, this slightly disturbing squinty-eyed smile? That means he's happy to see you, Dan!
"I like your everything," Hoboschach declares. "A lot."
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Dan makes an epic sad-happyface.
"Why haven't you told me that before?" he asks, wobbling.
"You never tell me that!"
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"'s cause..."
Excuse him while he runs a hand through that nice hair and tries to remember why he's never told Dan that before.
Oh! LIGHT BULB MOMENT.
"'s cause you're so nice!"
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WHATEVER
"D'you really think so?" Dan asks, sitting down across from Rorschach.
"You never tell me that, either!"
WAIT
WEREN'T WE HERE BEFORE
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"'s cause..."
Moar head-rubbing and thinking! It'd be kind of adorable if Rorschach wasn't so darn ugly.
OH THERE WE GO ANOTHER LIGHT BULB MOMENT.
"'s cause you're so nice!" he declares again, obviously pleased with himself. He's on such a roll!
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"I --"
He adjusts his glasses.
"I want a hug!"
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"Okay."
Beat.
"Jus' don' tell...don' tell..." Rorschach squints, concentrating on who he doesn't want to know about this.
"Don' tell Mom, okay? Yeah."
And then there is huggage. It is very tight and Rorschach smells just like what a real hobo would smell like :D
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"Y'smell nice, too. Lots of nice," Rorschach says into Dan's shoulder.
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ISN'T HIS CARDIGAN NICE THOUGH
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"Yeah," Rorschach agrees happily, enjoying said cardigan. "Know what?"
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:D
:DD
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:D?
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"You're my bes' friend," Dan retorts, as if he's said something terribly witty.
And then, suddenly much more seriously: "You're m' bes' frien'."
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