Gratuitous Genderswitching, anyone?

Nov 13, 2008 17:52

Everyone knows you shouldn't accept free food, right?

But surely there can't be anything wrong with a bowl of mints, right?

. . . Right?

[ooc: Pick a character, pick a setting, pick a remedy (if you're at a loss, you can assume it'll wear off in 24 hours), and have some fun with some genderswapping!]

gratuitous genderswap, anomalous muses, adultstuff, frankie was here, muses of mink hollow, zexion, shilo wallace, teddy altman (hulkling)

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lookstupid November 13 2008, 23:56:27 UTC
There is never any circumstance under which Wes would not accept free food.

... but it has never led to such interesting developments as this.

"...huh," he says, simultaneously bemused by the higher voice and the extra ... curves. "Kinda cool."

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nerfsarefriends November 14 2008, 00:22:54 UTC
"Woah." Sunnshyne is shocked at his gender changing skillz! "Did...you..."

She's trying to formulate how she can turn this into pro-vegetarianism!!

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lookstupid November 14 2008, 00:28:59 UTC
He grins brightly at her.

--whoaaa, even that feels different.

"Magic."

WITH APPROPRIATE HAND GESTURES.

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nerfsarefriends November 14 2008, 00:30:27 UTC
Sunnshyne's eyes are very wide as she watches him. "You're a very flaily girl. You remind me of some cheerleaders I know."

She carefully pushes the mints away.

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nita_callahan November 14 2008, 00:25:07 UTC
". . . Oh goddammit."

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nowait_letme November 14 2008, 00:27:06 UTC
...Hang on, that's...

Please excuse Chainsaw while he points and laughs.

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nita_callahan November 14 2008, 00:28:19 UTC
. . . facepalm.

(He still has scars on his forearms.)

(Through the magic of bar, he is clad in male-appropriate jeans and T-shirt, rather than the same clothes she was wearing a minute ago.)

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nowait_letme November 14 2008, 00:29:13 UTC
"All right, sweetheart. Have you been getting into the free food?"

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heavnhasnotaste November 14 2008, 01:05:54 UTC


Bet you've never heard blessings in that many dead languages before. Or said with the level of venom usually reserved for profanity.
(When one's been around for six thousand years and a bit, one picks up some... interesting vocabulary.)

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sohobookseller November 14 2008, 01:28:55 UTC
"Oh, dear." It's probably a bad thing that Aziraphale will munch anything while he's reading. Looking up from his book, he just blinks a couple times. "This is rather different." He has been -trying- to stay male lately. These... breasts are just difficult.

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heavnhasnotaste November 14 2008, 01:32:22 UTC
"You're telling me."
At least the undergarments have improved since the last time Crowley got saddled with a female body. (Not that Crowley necessarily minds the experience, but... it's a little easier when you're expecting it.)

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sohobookseller November 14 2008, 01:37:26 UTC
"Is there a reason behind this?" Aziraphale sighs. "There is too much going on for me to stay female for long."

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mm_iii November 14 2008, 01:19:37 UTC
"..."

Dilan still has the hairstyle.

But now he also has breasts.

She's just going to stare for a while.

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mm_banah November 14 2008, 01:45:47 UTC
AHHHHHHHHHHH

Yup still freaking out.

"------Dilan?"

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mm_iii November 14 2008, 01:50:05 UTC
"Uh huh."

Breasts.

That squish.

"...The fuck happened?"

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mm_banah November 14 2008, 01:51:14 UTC
Please stop doing that Dilan, you are really distracting him.

"I don't know!"

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a_mere_child November 14 2008, 01:32:21 UTC
.

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"What. The. FUCK."

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justaplumber November 14 2008, 04:45:01 UTC
"Sono d'accordo con la sua dichiarazione," says the nearby distressed Italian plumber.

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a_mere_child November 14 2008, 04:59:08 UTC
"--what?"

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justaplumber November 14 2008, 05:00:41 UTC


"--sorry." Beat. (Damn Luigi has a good point about speaking English more, even when he's around Luigi.)

"Were you a woman before?"

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