Gratuitous Genderswitching, anyone?

[mm_adiva]

Everyone knows you shouldn't accept free food, right?

But surely there can't be anything wrong with a bowl of mints, right?

. . . Right?

[ooc: Pick a character, pick a setting, pick a remedy (if you're at a loss, you can assume it'll wear off in 24 hours), and have some fun with some genderswapping!]

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[heavnhasnotaste]

Bet you've never heard blessings in that many dead languages before. Or said with the level of venom usually reserved for profanity.
(When one's been around for six thousand years and a bit, one picks up some... interesting vocabulary.)

[sohobookseller]

"Oh, dear." It's probably a bad thing that Aziraphale will munch anything while he's reading. Looking up from his book, he just blinks a couple times. "This is rather different." He has been -trying- to stay male lately. These... breasts are just difficult.

[heavnhasnotaste]

"You're telling me."
At least the undergarments have improved since the last time Crowley got saddled with a female body. (Not that Crowley necessarily minds the experience, but... it's a little easier when you're expecting it.)

[sohobookseller]

"Is there a reason behind this?" Aziraphale sighs. "There is too much going on for me to stay female for long."

[heavnhasnotaste]

"Bugger if I know, angel. I think it's one of those 'free food' things."

[sohobookseller]

"Oh. I probably should not eat things left in bowls in these places, should I?" A sigh escapes the angel's lips. "I guess it is my own fault."

[heavnhasnotaste]

Crowley sighs. "It's still not bloody funny. On the other hand... at least it's both of us?"
Since the other would almost certainly be having a good laugh about now, otherwise.

[sohobookseller]

"Oh, I do not know. I think it would be rather fun if it was just you."

[heavnhasnotaste]

"Of course you do, angel. Of course you do."
...Crowley has exactly the opposite opinion, of course.

[sohobookseller]

"You know me, Crowley." The angel smirks, picking up the book again. "Just don't go flirting with random guys. I don't think they would appreciate it."

[heavnhasnotaste]

"...You still don't know men very well, do you."
Contrary to the icon's keywords, Crowely is amused, at the moment.

[sohobookseller]

"Since when do either of us understand humans?" Aziraphale shrugs. "And besides, I'm not the one who does random flirtations."

[heavnhasnotaste]

"Which is why you don't see how popular they are. Trust me, angel, most of them like it."

[sohobookseller]

"If you say so, Crowley." Sigh. "Just if you do go out and do... something or someone, save me the details."

[heavnhasnotaste]

Crowley smirks. "And why on Earth, or anywhere else, would I want to do a silly thing like that?"
What if you're part of the details, angel? Seriously.

[sohobookseller]

"Maybe for once, Crowley, you could be nice." Sighing, Aziraphale goes back to the book.