As Tiffany takes a picture of me putting makeup on...

Me: "T" is for tarting up.

In writing & rhetoric...

Rachel: (on a title for an HIV testing pamphlet) Test or die!

Online...

Anthony: Spent all night making a phone.
Me: You made a phone... I thought you meant out of coconuts or something.

"Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa..."

Guster, here we come!

I need tickets to Lollapalooza. NOW.

Ad astra per aspera!

Finally, I've graduated!

I love those summer storms that seem to shake the earth. The ones where lightning richochets off clouds like exploding popcorn.

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Emily: *Drawing the Winged Victory and eating Red Vines. Reaches for her fifth licorice.* What's in these? Crack or something?

Everything looks wider when you're wearing contact lenses...

Mom: Lipstick!
Me: Lip wha? I don't know what you're talking about. This is my natural shade.

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