Fic: ...Or Forever Hold Your Peace

[mithen]

Title:  ...Or Forever Hold Your Peace
Pairing/Characters: Clark/Bruce, Talia al Ghul, Ra's al Ghul, Alfred Pennyworth
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Comments

[seiberwing]

Good lord, poor Bruce. And poor Talia, to be stuck with Bruce instead of Batman.

"--perhaps the biggest wedding disaster in history, the groom disappeared after making out with another man at the altar, and the bride left chasing after Batman.

This line is...I want to marry this line.

[mithen]

And poor Talia, to be stuck with Bruce instead of Batman.

I laughed at Talia, writing this, but I felt bad for her too! To only want what doesn't want you by definition, that's rough...

And poor Talia, to be stuck with Bruce instead of Batman.

I shall lobby to make human-fic weddings a reality! :D I have to admit I was very fond of that one too...Summer Gleason must get to say some of the craziest things, working in Gotham...

[seiberwing]

Talia was, technically, getting married to a man she didn't want to marry as well. I don't think I'd want to be around Bruce Wayne that much.

Yeah, that quote's probably not even on her short list.

[mithen]

@_@ I have no idea how I managed to copy in the same quote twice without noticing. *facepalm*

I liked Talia more than usual writing this, in part because she really does love Bruce's brilliant mind and she's so crushingly disappointed to be stuck with the vapid version. She's just happy to have him back at the end, I think. :)

[foxestacado]

BWAHAHA! That was brilliant! Everything from hiring Justin Timberlake, to Bruce trying to work out everything in the wedding plans, and Clark hiring thugs...LOL!

Also, coming out of the closet! Hee!

[mithen]

Clark hiring a gang to hold up the wedding...I have to agree with Bruce, that wasn't his best plan ever. :D And for some reason the idea of our real celebrities existing in the DCU cracks me up endlessly, I have no idea why. Really, I should have had him trying to hire Rick Astley...

[theclexfactor]

RICK ASTLEY, ROFLMAO!!!!

[mithen]

Bruce subconsciously attempting to Rickroll his own wedding? Princeless. :)

[mithen]

Yay for exploding heads! \o/ Uh, you know what I mean! I'm really glad you liked it! :D

[bradygirl_12]

Yikes! Funny, honey! ;)

I can't help it: I felt sorry for Talia! *grins* Stuck with Brucie? Though he was surprisingly self-aware there on the balcony.

Poor Clark! Desperate Kryptonian! Aww! :)

I like the 'dip' he gave Bruce with the kiss. ;)

The wedding dress...hideous! ;)

Well, you wrote this comedy very well, m'dear. :)

[mithen]

I can't help it: I felt sorry for Talia! *grins*

Oh good, I did too. :D She has a very demanding father, after all. The idea of Ra's picking out the most tacky wedding dress imaginable for his sweetheart made me feel so bad for her...

I like the 'dip' he gave Bruce with the kiss. ;)

I did too, it was a touch of suavity to an otherwise very awkward moment, lol.

I'm glad you liked it! *dances*

[ctbn60]

This was GREAT!!

I loved this part:

"Okay," Bruce said after a glorious but brief interval, "I think I have that memory back. But I know who to turn to if I find any other...gaps that need filling."

"Um. Sounds fine with me."

Bruce flashed a smile. "I think it's time we came out of the closet, don't you think?"

"I will if you will."

I was cracking up so hard! It was brilliant. Funny stuff!!

[mithen]

The closet joke caught me by total surprise. It was all Bruce's idea, really! :D Silly Bruce, he was so relieved to not be getting married that he actually felt like cracking jokes...

[ctbn60]

Haha! Leave it to Bruce. At breakfast this morning I was laughing and my mom asked me what I was laughing about. I told her Batman and superman coming out of the closet. Mom choked on her coffee!

[mithen]

*snorks* Don't torment your mother that way! :D Just tell her he meant it literally... *grin*