Offer letter received and Signed!And I'll be making more than I am now, which is GREAT. Plus, it's a Lead position! YAY ( Read more... )

I GOT THE JOB!It was my second best interview, second only to the interview I had with Superboss, who I called right after my glorious interview and gabbled mindlessly at. Yay ( Read more... )

Psssssst!!

(looks around)

Hey man. Interview today. Full time position at a place called Element.

DON'T LOOK!!

Just be cool. No wishes, no mojo, no 'good luck.' Just cool.

Got it?

(Nod)

Yeah. Remember: no well-wishes! Say anything else, but not that. Ya gotta say something, say 'Come on, Schwartz ( Read more... )

If you're in the Lake Mary area, be on the look for a suspect who's bald, naked from the waist down and enjoys Dunkin' Donuts coffee. He orders, he flashes, he drives away.

And of course, he ordered his coffee with cream.I love their submission that he just got drunk at the Daytona 500 and did this. 'The rednecks like to get drunk and naked and ( Read more... )

Itinerarary thus far ( Read more... )

I've been buzzing right along the last few days ( Read more... )

I posted my resume to Monster yesterday and got emailed about a part-time Proofreader position by the end of the day. To say I was frigging surprised is an understatement. 'I'm not useless after all! Happy Day!' I sang ( Read more... )