Awesome!

[mitejen]

If you're in the Lake Mary area, be on the look for a suspect who's bald, naked from the waist down and enjoys Dunkin' Donuts coffee. He orders, he flashes, he drives away.

And of course, he ordered his coffee with cream.I love their submission that he just got drunk at the Daytona 500 and did this. 'The rednecks like to get drunk and naked and

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[thedabara]

Well, I am conquering the next chapter today, dammit. And I didn't listen to 'Eye of the Tiger' this morning, though I'm sure it would've helped.

And I would think that Dunkin Donuts story might have prompted an "America's Wang" post. I haven't seen one of those in a long time.

[mitejen]

God you're right! I haven't posted a 'Dear rest of the country' in ages. I guess I just haven't seen something wacky enough. . . nope, that's a lie. i've just been lazy!

[mitejen]

Yes, there are many roads to take with this, but all of them get you to a balding redneck's junk sooner or later. I'm prepared not to think about it too much. . .

Although your joke's punchline image is now burned into my prefrontal cortext. I'll be seeing that every time I close my eyes. Gross.

Re: I know....

[mitejen]

I think on the radio they said it was a corvette, I'm not sure what they said in the article and I find myself far too hungry and lazy to check.

Which immediately makes me think of Prince's song 'little red corvette,' which would make a fitting soundtrack to a video about a bald guy flashing people, come tot hink of it!

[filmnoir6]

I've heard and seen the "get drunk and naked" parts to Southern folks but not the "steal cars" part. I'm sure that is a good thing. :p

[mitejen]

Apparently in South Georgiathe thing to do was gas up and then drive away without paying. Of course this was in the mid-late nineties, and it's entirely possible that the only two people doing it were my cousins, but you never can tell.

[filmnoir6]

Also also, speaking of Survivor and movie music, I had forgotten about this song. heh

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