the cult forbids the wearing of underpants

[mistressindi]

One day, His Simon-ness is asked: "which is bigger - a metric shitload, or an imperial shitload?"

He replies thus: "Nobody was ever sure how much an Imperial Shitload weighed, given it was split up into 17 Imperial Shitbags, each of which was roughly equivalent to 12 backbusters, or three shillings and fourpence in change. But only on tuesdays.

Comments

[gonzo21]

I get a pleasant little surprise every now and then when somebody posts something using a cult of simon icon that I had no idea they had. It's rather startling to suddenly see your own face associated with somebody elses post. :)

[mistressindi]

If I ever get more icon space I promise I'll add one.

You're already in my interests!

[gonzo21]

The cult of simon is content to be listed in your interests and considers this appropriate.

[mistressindi]

Thank you, sir.