My boss is offended by my tits.

I need your advice, guys. This is the call for submissions for Like Clockwork, the next steampunk erotica anthology Circlet is doing. Can you please tell me if anything in there tells you that you should submit ( Read more... )

Do any of you have my copy of Whore Carnival?

I seem to remember lending it to Alex, and then someone borrowing it from her, and then I lost sight of it.

sparklpires

C'mon guys, it's lonely over there! I'm looking at you cellophanedeity. Please? Just until other people start posting? *puppy dog eyes*

*ahem* I, uh, did something last night.

sparklpires

The spelling error was necessary because someone stole "sparklepires" and then didn't use it. *sighs* Oh well.

So, this is a place for people who love Twilight for its cheese and stupid-angst to hang out. If anyone is interested, please join up and start posting. cellophanedeity and I are currently working on something ( Read more... )

49. Rough draft of Midnight Sun by Stephanie Meyer

This is bittersweet. I really do wish Meyer would finish this so I could spend more time in Edward's sociopathic brain. So much delicious angst. And hilarity.

50. Twilight by Stephanie Meyer

Yes, I read it again. Shut up.

Kids, I'm trying very hard not to be become an ironic Twilight fan, but ( Read more... )

47. Nutcracker by E.T.A. Hoffman, Translated by Ralph Manheim and Illustrated by Maurice Sendak

Probably the best translation out there. It's the only one I've read so far that sounds like coherent English. And Maurice Sendak... Well, you'd know him from Where the Wild Things Are.

48. Breaking Dawn by Stephanie Meyer ( Read more... )

Alright, kids, I have to put together an order for Amazon to get a book that's about to become unavailable 4EVARS, and I need one more item, roughly valued at $9.99. Your mission: to recommend a good-trashy vampire novel so that I will have something to read after I finish the Twilight series AND Sunshine (for the fourth or fifth or possibly sixth ( Read more... )

I'll be posting this on my "real life" journal as well, but I know some of you don't read that, so it'll be here too.

( Shameless Steampunk Erotica Promotion )

I need this. I need this for my house. Who will build this for me when I have my house???


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