How about I share some romance and, well, just pure joy here as well? It's not all about stupid-heads looking for mom-maids.

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ETA: So, it looks like these guys got a little freaked out by their new fame. Embedding is disabled, but you can click here to watch it on YouTube.

Most Awesome Craig's List Response EVAR

Guys. Fuck. Seriously. I dated this guy. I'm sure of it. Maybe more than once. GUH

It's hard to start a meme if no one participates. Not one of you lot responded to this post by mysticjuicer, which means you all fail.

Now, yukinoomoni said she simply didn't get it, so maybe I should report the conversation that started it just the way it happened.

mistress_gwen: What are you doing?
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Today is my last day of work at the Christian bookstore.

I'm going to wear the outfit that caused my boss to be scared of my tits.

Does this make me a bad person? ;-)

Your results:
You are Jean-Luc Picard
Jean-Luc Picard
70%
Deanna Troi
70%
Uhura
50%
Geordi LaForge
50%
Chekov
40%
Will Riker
35%
Beverly Crusher
30%
Worf
30%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
30%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
25%
Spock
24%
Data
24%
James T. Kirk (Captain)
20%
Mr. Scott
20%
Mr. Sulu
20%

A lover of Shakespeare and other
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So, uh, I've been thinking about taking linguistics for my obligatory B.A.-so-that-people-will-hire-me. mysticjuicer suggested I talk to someone who's taken it first.

Dude, I'll do you one better: A Crash Course in Linguistics for Star Trek Fen.

Ask and the Internet will provide.

*snickers* When I was co-editor of my high school paper, the other co-editor and I were in the habit of pulling late nights to get the thing out the door on time. One issue, almost ALL of our writers backed out, and he and I wrote nearly every article in the damned thing. I forget how it started, but every article became [something] Madness! Like ( Read more... )

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Would you read an erotica anthology where every story had clockwork or steam-powered beings as a theme (although not necessarily as main characters)? Be honest, because this will affect your options for dirty-story-reading in the near future.

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