it used to be: if you hold my hand, don't let go
it's now: let's walk and brush hands

don't hold on too firmly; we won't need each other.
don't stray too far away; we might lose sight of the other.
let's grow to be our own people and HOPE we will remain bonded.

thank you SF and RC.

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