Ever since I was a little kid I've had this blue plastic dove thing, you put it in your cupboard to make your clothes smell nice ( Read more... )

If you insist on using speaker phone you forfeit the right to bitch and moan when I ask you to repeat yourself three times.
Pick up the phone you lazy fuck.

Thank god this isn't my full time job, people are assholes.

yay ( Read more... )

remember a while ago I was eagerly awaiting the arrival of winter? I was wrong. Winter is a mean old bastard, who makes my ears freeze, my eyes water and my bones ache. Fuck you, cold weather ( Read more... )

Weekends should be longer. Time to curl up on the couch and watch stupid television and eat chinese take away and wear my boyfriends football shirt and cookie monster pjs.

It's nice to be so content.

Posting this from my hiptop, loving being able to access the web anywhere I go. Got a belly full of indian take away and I'm in bed with my hot geek boyfriend who's also playing with his hiptop. Hooray!
It's Mother's Day tomorrow, hooray for Mums everywhere.

I love technology!

Wow, an update.
If only I had something important to say. Or anything at all.

Everything stays the same. Work is work, home is home. Grant is awesome.

Life is good.

I am posting this from my phone! I have finally figured out how to get the internets on it. Ha! I am currently in a windowless room with bright lights, hardcore aircon and lots of whirring and beeping. Hospital, nuclear bunker or data centre? Well seeing as i'm here with grant and blake, who seem to be poking around in some 'racks' or servers or ( Read more... )

At Grant's place again, settling in for a night of vodka, indian take away and football (epl). Waiting for Adrian, Dani and Blake to come over and join us. I'm watching lame tv on Lifestyle. Winner ( Read more... )

Hello Internets ( Read more... )