Moral of the story: Revenge is a dish best served piping hot in your enemy's lap!

[missnickers]

For those of you who asked me about the "Stabbing Hobo" incident... Here's what went down: You see, I was cornered in a dark alley by the hobo. So I pulled out a switchblade, did a stylized fight-dance, and sung a glorious number about sharks... No, wait, that’s Chino from West Side Story... :-O

Okay, here's what really happened (trust me it'

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[rayluxuryacht]

Let's turn this story into a major motion picture! The cast will be as follows:

Nicole: Charlize Theron
Kristen: Katie Holmes
Keith: Mike Myers
Mike: Keanu Reeves
The Stabbin' Hobo: Christopher Walken