"Vintage" Fic: Being Draco Malfoy Chapters 6-20
Title: Being Draco Malfoy
Rating: Ffffffft, PG maybe? If that?
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Mary-Sue Self-Insert OC
Chapters: 1-5
6-20 (Out of 36)
Originally Published: 2003 on fanfiction.net
Life is crumbling around me like... A Really Crumbly aroundy thingy.
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Well, Things could be worse. I could be transported to Gryfindor. As well as my IQ Dropping Ten points, Charlotte will hate me. But thankfully that won't Ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER happen. Ever.
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I'm just glad it's the end of the day. I'm going to do some homework. I've got plenty to keep me occupied. I've got to write up the uses for turning a button into a turkey(that'll be easy, there's only one reason and that's to waste time), I need to Draw Diagrams of how to make an Appletine Elixer(Which is pointless anyway because Appletine Elixer doesn't do anything) and I've got to find my Quidditch Robes. If I manipulate Pansy long enough I'm sure she'll give them back.
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"Hm. Crabbe, Tell me a use of turning buttons into Turkeys!" I shouted.
"Uh... Lunch." he suggested. He could be right. But he isn't. I'm the only one who's aloud to be right.
"Goyle?"
"Um... A Feathery Hat?" Goyle suggested.
"Ugh! I'm surrounded by idiots!" I drawled.
"One use of turning buttons into turkeys is sport." Pansy said walking past.
"Yes Pansy. What are you talking about?" I said humouring her.
"Some people turn buttons into Turkeys so they can chase the turkeys. Pretty pointless really." She said.
"Oh, Thank you.... Wait a minute. I'm supposed to be interrigating you." I said.
"Interrigating me? Why?" She asked.
"I know it's you who stole my Quidditch Robes!" I hissed.
"What are you talking about? I didn't steal your quidditch Robes." She said indignantly.
"Who else would steal them?" I hissed.
"I don't know. It wasn't me!"
"I know it was!!" I shouted.
"I didn't take them!" She cried. Then she ran off blubbering to Millicent or someone.
"Oh Great. If she didn't take them, then who did?" I shouted.
"Um... Maybe Mcgonagall Comfiscated them?" Crabbe suggested.
"Uh... Why?" I hissed.
"Um... I dunno."
"I can't believe this!!!" I shouted.
Pansy came back in the room wiping her eye.
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"Ready to apologise?" she sobbed.
"I beg your pardon?" I said softly.
"Apologise for blaming me on your lost Quidditch Robes." Pansy said.
"Why should I?" I hissed.
"If you do, I'll help you look for your quidditch Robes." Pansy cooed.
"Fine. Pansy... I'm sorry I blamed you." I drawled. She looked as if she was thinking, Which in itself was unusuall.
"Okay! Apology Accepted!" She said. Which was amusing because I was giving my most sarcastic apology.
"Now, What are you going to do to help me find my quidditch robes?" I asked.
"I'll look through everyone's stuff and tell you who had them." Pansy said standing up straight.
"Good. Good Good Good. Off you go." I said. She ran into the Girls Dorm. I threw myself at one of the couches near the fire.
"Crabbe, Do my potions homework for me will you?" I asked.
"Why don't you bribe Professor Snape with galleons like you did last week?" Crabbe said loudly. I don't think he meant to say it loudly though.
"Shhh!!!!! I told you to keep it secret!!!!" I hissed.
"Oh, Sorry! I won't tell anyone else!!!" he said apologetically.
"Anyone else?" I paused, "Crabbe... Who else have you told?"
"Well, I told Goyle, I told Pansy, Milicent Knows, I accidently told Longbottom and most of the other Gryfindors know too." Crabbe admitted.
"Vincent. Vincent Crabbe. You better Prepare to run, Or There'll be less time untill I kill you." I hissed.
"I didn't mean to!!!" Crabbe whined.
"I - Don't - Care!!! You - told - everyone - that - I've - Been - Bribing - Teachers!!!!!" I growled.
"I sort of told people too." Goyle piped up.
"YOU - DID - WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?" I roared.
"They bribed me!" Goyle whimpered.
"GRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I growled angrily.
Pansy stood in the doorway of the Girls dorm.
"Pansy, Don't talk to him about him bribing Snape. He's a bit touchy about that." Crabbe said stupidly.
"Crabbe!!!" I shouted.
"See." Crabbe murmoured.
"Pansy... Any good news?" I shouted breathing heavily.
"Good news is what I bring. I found your robes!" She smiled.
"Splendid! Where were they?" I cheered up considerably.
"Well, I checked through everyone's Property Trunks and I found it..." she said. I interrupted.
"Yes, Who's was it?" I hissed hurrying her up.
"Charlotte's." Pansy answered quickly.
"Oh... She must have borrowed them for quidditch Practice." I said.
"No, Hers where in there too." Pansy said.
"You're kidding?"
"No, No lie."
"Why.... why would Charlotte steal my robes?" I asked worriedly. Pansy shrugged. Crabbe decided that he wanted to look intelligent and shrugged too. It made him look more like an idiot. Goyle got lonely and shrugged too. I'm surrounded by idiots.
"All of you are to look into the situation. If you find anything, shout for me." I said walking to the dorm.
"Draco!" Goyle shouted.
"Yes, Goyle?" I turned around.
"Pansy found the Robes." he thought he was being clever. In fact he wasn't.
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Hello, And Welcome to the Slytherin Male Dorm. Let me give you a tour. We stand in a grand long room. Four Poster Beds with Green Bedspreads, Snakes woven in the Quilts. Very Classy. Trunks at the end of each bed, this is where we keep stuff. At the opposite end is a window with a jug of drinking water on the windowsill. Back to the window, Look out of it and you'll see the Lake and the Squid. It's amusing when it's attacking Gryfindors. To the left, We have the Grandest and best bit of all. A Four-Poster Bed, Green Snake woven Bedspread, Just like the others. What makes it special? It's mine. THAT is what makes it so special. So there. I'm tired. Go away.
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I mean it!! Get lost!!!!
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Fine. Just be quiet.
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Z-z-z-z--z-z....... No mummy, I don't want to wear the bunny pyjamas... Z-z-z- *snort* Eh? Did I say something? Oh Great. Forget it. Seriously, Forget whatever I said. Whatever I said, Don't remember it. You do, I punch you. HARD!!!!
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Goodnight. If I sleep talk again, Ignore it.
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Can't sleep. Maybe I should try getting someone Fired/Expelled. That always makes me happy/sleepy. Or, I could put use a spell/potion. Or, I could stop using choices/Decisions. No/No way.
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Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z........................
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"Draco! Draco!" Goyle was looming above me.
"Goyle, What time is it?" I barked tiredly.
"Um... Three in the morning I think." He said stupidly.
"Goodnight then." I put the Blanket over my head.
"This is important!" Goyle said pulling the blanket of my head.
"Important. Goyle, Once you thought it was important to be scared of those things... oh, what were they called? Wellysubbies? Jellyguppies?"
"Telletubbies?" He shuddered.
"Um... I think it was. You were the one scared of them." I said. I covered my head with the blanket once again.
"Draco! This is really important!" he pulled the Blanket clean away.
"Goyle!?!? What's gotten in to you! And give that blanket back! I'm freezing!" I groaned.
"But Crabbe's dying!!!" Goyle cried.
"Crabbe's dying. Crabbe's dying. How may I ask is Crabbe dying?" I asked with a hint of sarcasm that even Goyle would notice. But he didn't.
"Come see him!" Goyle said leading me to Crabbe's bed about ten metres away.
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"I don't see anything wrong with him." I said looking down at him.
"He is dying! Look at the way he's squirming!" Goyle insisted.
"He's fidgeting. So what? Why am I up?" I hissed.
"No, Listen, He's groaning in agony!!!" he cried.
"Teletubbies.... No... NO!!!!!!!" Crabbe woke up with a start.
"Goyle..." I started.
"Yes Draco?"
"You are the biggest idiot I have ever met. And Coincidently, Ever will meet." I said smoothly.
Goyle looked sad for a second. Then he looked sympathetically at Crabbe.
"You Okay buddy?" Goyle asked softly.
"Oh it was terrible.... They were after me... They threw tubbie toast at me!!!" Crabbe cried. He started hugging me and Goyle. With arms the size of tree trunks, Crabbe is not someone you are going to want a hug from, ESPECIALLY if you value your neck.
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"There's no point going back to bed. I might as well find something productive." I groaned.
I put my slippers (Fluffy and Lime Green slippers if you must know) and Slytherin Cloak on and clumsily crept into the common room.
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"Who's there?!?!?" I heard someone whisper harshly as I entered the room.
"Eh? It's me, Draco!" I said.
"Lumos!!!" the person ordered. Thier wand lit up. It's Charlotte.
"Charlotte, Why did you take my Quidditch Robes?" I asked.
"Oh, Never mind that, I'll explain later. This is more important!" She whispered desperately.
"What's up?" I whispered.
"My Pets. Marmaduke and Winter, They're stuck!" she cried.
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"Stuck? How?" I asked.
"Well, Marmaduke was chasing Winter around outside and they ran into the forbidden forest!" She cried.
"Whoah, Whoah. Back up a bit. I thought Marmaduke was an owl?" I said.
"Correct." She gulped.
"And Winter is a cat?" I said.
"Correct again. Point being?" She sniffed.
"Oh... Nothing." I said quickly.
"Will you help me find them?" she looked up at me with her big blue eyes.
"I don't know. The Forbidden forest is pretty scary." I gulped. I'm not scared. DEFINITELY not scared.
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Okay, So maybe just a bit scared.
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Okay! Okay!! So I'm positively Terrified of the Forbidden Forest! Happy?!?!?!
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Okay. I'll be brave.
"Okay. I'll help you find your cat and owl." I said reluctantly.
"Yay! Thank you!" she cried hugging me.
"Okay, I see you're happy, Now stop hugging me." I said blushing deep Scarletty Crimsony Tomatoey Blushy Magentery burgendy cherry maroony red.
"Okay. Follow me." She said letting go of my neck.
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"Lumos!" She whispered to her wand, "Stay close. We shouldn't get seperated." she added in my direction.
"Allright." I stepped to her side.
We walked a few feet but stopped when something fell on us. Water. And Quite a lot of it, Which was slightly unusuall as to the fact we were in a corridor.
"Agh!!!!! I'm soaking Wet!!!" Charlotte screamed.
"Shh!!! You'll wake everyone up.... and stop pointing out the obvious!!!" I hissed quietly.
"Allright. But what was that?" she shivered.
"Let's think. Who could it be...?" I said sarcastically. We paused dramatically.
"Peeves." We said simultaneously.
"Knock it off Peeves!!!" Charlotte shrieked quietly.
"Ooh Hoo hoo! Knock it off? Okay!" Peeves cackled. He knocked something off of something else and it flew at us.
"Let's go." I hissed to Charlotte. We ran down the many flights of stairs and wound up at the Entrance hall.
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"Finally. Away from Peeves." Charlotte sighed.
"Let's go outside." I said putting on a brave grimace.
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"Ooh. It's dark out here. Kinda creepy." Charlotte said shivering.
"Yeah... It's creepy allright." I shivered. It's really dark. You can still see a faint outline of stuff but it's just... well... dark.
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"The Forest awaits." Charlotte gulped.
Charlotte grabbed hold of my hand as we walked into the forest. I pretended to let go. But didn't. For two obvious reasons.
"I'm scared Draco." she squealed.
"It's okay!" I hissed.
There was a strange rustling noise.
"Ahhh!!!" I screamed, "There's a wild Hippogriff or Acromantula or something trying to get us!!!"
"Draco... It's a Squirrel." Charlotte said calmly.
"Oh... Yeah... I know. I was just making sure YOU knew." I said uncertainly.
"Of course you were, Draco." she said walking off sarcastically.
"I was." I said. I was so unbelievable that the most Gullible person on earth wouldn't of fell for it(which is funny because she didn't).
"Come on, I think I heard something over in that direction." Charlotte said quietly pointing.
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I don't like this. But, I need to keep my calm, Because I am Draco Malfoy, Slytherin Extraudinaire, King of cool and Cruell.
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She suddenly stopped in front of me. I tripped up on her and ended up flat on the floor.
"Shhh...!!!" She hissed.
"I just fell over!!!" I hissed back.
"Sh. Listen!" she closed her eyes and listened. I rolled my eyes and sighed angrily.
"Hear anything?" she asked.
"No. Oh yes. I hear something. It's a whiney voice asking if I've heard anything. No wait, That'd be you." I moaned.
"You don't have to be mean to me!!! I'm trying to be nice and make friends with you!" She burst out crying.
"It's okay Charlotte! I'm sorry, It's just that I'm not having much fun out here." I sighed putting my arm around her.
"Okay. Well, I heard meowing. Over there." she sniffed. We trampled along and the meows got louder.
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"I may be delerious because of the dark and stuff, But I would wager that that is a cat in that tree." I drawled.
"Winter!!! Marmaduke!!!" Charlotte cried happily. "Oh no! They're stuck in a vine!"
"What shall we do?" I panicked.
"No matter. I know a spell that could help here. Diffindo!" She said calmly waving her wand. Sharp white blades of light cut through the vines narrowly missing Winter and Marmaduke.
"Okay, That was cool." I said.
"I know." she said. She hugged Winter and Marmaduke. "Never leave me ever again!"
"Okay, I won't!" I said, my voice trembling.
"What are you talking about Draco?" I asked.
"Eh?... Oh, You were talking to the cat and Owl. Right. Shut up, Draco. Shut up Draco." I said stupidly.
"Come on. You're getting tired. Obviously. We should go back to the Slytherin Tower." she said.
"Oh look, There's an exit. This one comes out by Hagrids hut." i said quickly.
"So it does. come on!" She smiled.
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"That was fun!" She smiled some more.
What's that noise? Footsteps? Hm. Charlotte hears them too, She's hidden behind Hagrids hut.
"Mister Draco Malfoy!!!!" Uh oh. I'm in Trouble.
"Professor Snape!!!" I gulped.
"What are you doing out here so late at night?!?!" he hissed.
"I was... I was..." I stammered.
"Whatever you were doing... Being out late at night is an expellable offence." he scowled.
"No!!! Don't expell him! It was all my fault!!!" Charlotte ran out from behind the hut shouting.
"Charlotte...." Snape scowled.
"Please don't expell him... If you have to expell anybody, Expell me..." She looked up at him. She blinked a lot.
"Fine. But next time I find either of you anywhere you shouldn't, I'll expell you before you can say hippogriff." then he walked off.
"Hippogriff." Charlotte whispered. "Hippogriff. Hippogriff, Hippogriff, Hippogriff."
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We're in the Slytherin Common room. Charlotte has been hippogriffing all the way here. It got distorted after a while. All you could hear was "Groffohip, Groffohip, Higoproff" and all sorts of weird stuff.
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"Thank you Draco! If there's anything I can do for you, Just tell me!" Charlotte smiled pushing quietly against the girls dorm door.
"Charlotte, You just risked Expulsion to save me! You don't need to do anything for me!" I said.
"Oh, But you faced the Forbidden Woods when you obviously had a Phobia of Forests! Well, We can talk about it in the morning." she said creeping into the girls dorm.
I turned round and walked into the boys dorm.
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"Crabbe? Goyle? You two awake?" I hissed.
"Uh, Why'd you wake us up? It's Six in the morning!" Crabbe moaned.
I grabbed the pillow of my bed and hit Crabbe with it.
"Yeah, Draco. It's not right." Goyle argued.
I hit him even harder. The stupid idiot. He's allowed to wake me up at Three in the morning and I'm not allowed to wake him up at six. I don't find that paticularly fair. Especially since I'm the boss.
Time for breakfast. Oh goody. If you hadn't guessed, I was being sarcastic.
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Am in Common room. Oh great. Here comes Pansy. And Charlotte. What fun. If you hadn't guessed, I was being sarcastic.
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"Good morning Draco. Thank you for helping me this morning." Charlotte smiled. "Have you thought of any way you want me to make it up to you?"
"You don't have to do anything." I said wearily.
"Good! I get out of having to work, Yippee!!!" She skipped out of the common room.
"Hi Draco." Pansy said trying out a flirty voice.
"Good morning Pansy." I said absolutely chuffed to see my good friend pansy. If you hadn't guessed, I was being sarcastic.
"So, Draco, We're going to Hogsmeade in a few days. Want to come with me?" she's still trying to be flirty.
"Pansy. Have you seen the cover of Holidays with Hags? Of course you have. YOU'RE ON THE COVER!!!!!" I shouted. She started crying. Oh great.
"Pansy. Stop crying." I said softly.
"But you were really mean to me!!!" she cried.
"It's okay Pansy. I didn't mean it." I hugged her in an attempt to shut her up. Unfortunately Charlotte walked into the common room again. She sort of got suspicious seeing me and Pansy hugging. Well, Um... Change sort of to Very and add a "and totally freaked out" at the end of of the sentance. That is the truthfull sentance.
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I did manage to duck the Plastic Potion Bottle she threw at me... But Pansy didn't...
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"Oooh. Lookit the pretty birdies!" Pansy said clumsily. The knock seemed to make her delerious. VERY delerious. She passed out. I better take her to the hospital wing.
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"Oh Dear! What happened to her?!?!?" Madamme Pomfrey shreiked.
"The quick answer would be that Charlotte threw a Potion Bottle at her head." I said quickly.
"Why in the heavens did you do that?" Pomfrey groaned.
"It was meant to hit Draco. But he ducked." Charlotte said calmly and moodily.
"Why on earth would you.... never mind. Leave her on the bed. You can go now." Pomf said.
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"Why did you throw that potion bottle? Now our friend is hurt!!!" I said angrily outside the hospital wing.
"Well, if you hadn't ducked, She wouldn't be hurt." Charlotte Ice Queen said calmly/coolly/icily/evilly.
"If I hadn't ducked, I would be the one hurt!!!" I squeaked.
"Not my problem." Ice Queen hissed.
I stood there with my mouth wide open angrily and upset.
"Yes, Well, I have more important things than hang around with Furby boy allday." Ice Queen walked off.
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Furby boy? Where'd that come from?
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I'm going to breakfast. Maybe food will heal the wounds.
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"Draco, Where've you been? There isn't much breakfast time left!!!" Crabbe asked knocking a jug of Pumpkin Juice across the table.
"Long Story, Crabbe. Oh, Look! Owl Post!" I said cheering up slightly. Maybe I might get something good in the post.
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Here's Eagor. The Family owl. What've you got for me Eagor?
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The envelope says 'To Draco Malfoy. URGENT! DO NOT SHOW ANYONE!" It's written in Pink so it's obviously from my mother.
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Since it's Saturday I could go find somewhere to read this by myself. Maybe the Restricted section of the Library. Or the hidden forest... No, I've had enough of that place for today. Okay, I'll find somewhere in the dungeons.
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Okay, So I'm sitting down on the cold stone floor, of one of the empty dungeons. Alone.
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"Dearest Draco,
Son, It is my sad duty to inform you that your father is quite ill. We have asked permission from Dumbledore to have you home. Tommorow you should be taken home by Horse and Carriage.
From your Mother,
Narcissa Malfoy"
It's definitely her writing, She's even stamped it with her personalised Flower. The one with the Twisted Smily face.
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It said urgent on the front. It MUST be urgent. Man this is bad. REALLY bad. My father is the main advantage of being here. I can threaten people by saying "My dad is important and he can curse your family",
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Okay. I shall keep this secret. If anyone knew anything about this. It'd be disaster.
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Plus, People would go all Sympathetic on me. I can provide my own sympathy... I'd prefer it if Charlotte was being sympathetic though. She should know that I have feelings too!!!
Okay. Summarisation. My father(ie, Big important Death Threat Guy) is ill. I need to go home to be with him. Knowing my mother, he probably only has a slight cold. Or a Paper cut. Last time I had a paper cut when mother was around, she made me go to bed while she got everyone slaving away for me. As I said before, She's blonde. She can act blonde for Britain. Or earth.
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"Malfoy. What's the letter?" Charlotte hissed. She'd never called me Malfoy before. It stings.
"Nothing." i sniffed.
"Nothing. Right. That's why it's material and infront of me." she said Ice Queenily. She's an evil ice Queen.
"It's Private. You can't see it." I said.
"Bah! See if I care. I don't care what your stupid letter is." she walked off.
Oh. That's nice. She doesn't have feelings obviously.
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Maybe If I had shown her the letter, She would stop Ice Queening. Why is she Ice Queening in the First place? Why did I make up the Word Queening? It sucks.
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Any hogsmeade trips today? No. That's just great.
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If you hadn't guessed, I was being sarcastic. Sarcasm is a good form of Therapy, I think.
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"Furby Boy!!! Get here now!" Oh god. Ice Queen's back.
Again with the Furby boy. She really needs to explain that name to me.
"What is it?" I stammered.
"I want to talk to you." she hissed. I straightened up. I'm gathering up courage. Why? Because it makes me look cool and brave and stuff.
"I've got a few things to ask you." I said.
"Ya, Okay. Go ahead. Free country. Whatever." She said carelessly.
"Allright. Question One, Why are you being so weird when just this morning you were being great? Question Two, Why did you steal my Quidditch Robes. Question THREE... Why furby boy?" I said. She froze.
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"Well?"
".."
"Answer me."
"..."
"Out with it!!!"
"Okay...."
"I'm not sure if you'll like what I'm going to tell you." she blushed.
"Oh..." I said disapointedly. She's going to say how much she hates me. Isn't she?
"Well...." she blushed more. She was staring at her feet. Definitely not a good sign.
"Please just tell me!" I said desperately.
"OKAY!! STOP RUSHING ME!!! This is hard.... Okay... Okay... Draco Malfoy... I have a crush on you." she cowered.
I stood gobsmacked.
"Please don't tease me because of it." She cowered more.
I stood gobsmacked. Still.
"Please say something!" she started crying.
*thud*
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Oh clever me!! She confesses her love for me and I pass out!!! Aren't I the most romantic guy on earth! Oh well. Atleast Charlotte is half romantic. She dragged me all the way to the hospital wing. She couldn't have been too carefull dragging me upstairs because I have a headache now.
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"Draco, Are you okay?" Charlotte asked hovering over my hopsital bed.
"Um... Yeah... I think so... What day is it?" I asked feverishly.
"Still Saturday. It's Seven in the Evening." she answered.
"Damn." I said quickly.
"What's up?" She asked.
"I've got to go home tommorow." I said by accident.
"Why?"
"Damn. I should not have said that." I groaned.
She looked at me quizzically.
"Never mind." I said quickly.
She looked like she was going to say something, then just shrugged her shoulders.
"Okey Dokies. We missed dinner, I saved some Honeydukes chocolate under my bed. Want some?" she asked.
"Sorry, I'll have to decline. I'm a bit... overwhelmed by everything." i said wearily.
"Why... Do you really hate me or something?!?!" she panicked.
"No no... I'll tell you later. I'm going to bed. Bye." I walked deleriously to the slytherin common room.
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"Hullo Draco!" Crabbe smiled.
"Hullo Draco!" Goyle smiled.
"Good evening you two." I replied.
The Pair looked gobsmacked. Obviously, I haven't been so nice to them in a few years. Or ever.
"Goodnight." I said walking past the half dead idiots into the Male Dorm.
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Goodnight everything. Draco Adorazione Malfoy is in Love!!!
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Hey! I don't diss your middle name!!!
Good morning World!!! Draco Adorazione Malfoy is awake!!!
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"Malfoy, Come with me." Who is it? Oh. Prof Snape.
"Why?" I asked.
"I need to escort you home. Why someone else couldn't do it is beyond me." he growled.
"But Professor, You'd rather escort me than any snotty Gryfindor..." I said.
"Good point. Maybe this isn't going to be so bad after all." he said quickly. "Hurry up and Get Dressed. I'll be waiting with all your stuff in the entrance hall." Then he walked off somewhere.
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How am I supposed to get dressed? He took all my stuff!
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Whatever. I'll just go to the entrance hall and hope no one sees me.
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Oh god. Everyone is going to breakfast. And Here I am in My Pyjamas. If ever there was a good time to run, It would be now.
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"Draco, Why on earth are you in your Pyjamas? I thought I told you to change!" Professor Snape yelled when I got to the entrance hall.
My mouth opened irritatedly.
"Well?" he said waiting for an explanation.
"How could I get changed when you took my stuff down here!!!" I shouted.
"You aren't going home permanantly!! You stupid boy! Some of your clothes are still upstairs!!!" he hissed.
"Uh..." I groaned.
"Upstairs now! Get dressed boy! Those pyjamas are pathetic!" he said. I suppose he's right. The Pyjamas are mint green with Fluffy Blue Bunny Rabbits on. My Mother was in a *really* weird mood when she bought them.
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I found my clothes so now I am being taken to the Hogwarts express.
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"In!" Snape ordered pointing into the Train carriage.
I sat down quickly.
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We were sharing a compartment with someone who looked fairly familiar and a guy in a white coat.
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It's bugging me. Who is he? I'll remember in a minute.
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"Hello! I'm going to the zoo!" the guy said. He sounded fairly confused. As if he had lost his memory.
"That's nice." I said awkwardly.
"I'm going to see Flying Dingos!" the guy said.
"That's Flamingos." The White coat guy snapped.
"Oh. Apparantly, I used to write books!" the flying Dingo guy said.
"Oh, did you now." I said trying to ignore him.
"Yes! I did!" he said.
"This is going to be a really long trip I warn you Draco." Snape muttered.
I nodded.
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"Ten Thousand and ninety nine hundred green bottles sitting on the wall,
Ten Thousand and ninety nine hundred green bottles sitting on the wall,
And if one green bottle, shall accidently fall,
There'll be Ten Thousand and ninety nine hundred and ninety nine green bottles sitting on the wall,
Ten Thousand and ninety nine hundred and ninety eight green bottles sitting on the wall,
Ten Thousand and ninety nine hundred and ninety eight green bottles sitting on the wall,
and If one Green bottle, shall accidently fall,
There'll be Ten Thousand and ninety nine hundred and ninety seven green bottles sitting on the wall!" Flying Dingo guy sung.
"OH SHUT UP LOCKHART!!!!!" Snape screamed.
"Oh... But I was almost finished!" Lockhart said disapointedly.
"I DON'T CARE!!!!!! Draco, You're on your own!!!" Snape ran out the compartment and ran out of the train at the next stop.
I looked at Lockhart. He was distracted by a light reflected on the ceiling.
I am stuck in a train with a Weirdo who won't stop singing and a scary guy in a white coat. This is making home seem like Heaven.
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"GET ME OUT OF THIS DAMN TRAIN!!!!" I screamed running out at the Platform Nine and Three Quarters.
"Was I being Annoying?" I heard Lockhart ask.
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"Draco darling dear!!!" Oh Great. Narcissa Malfoy. My mother. Has more Blonde Moments before Nine AM than most people do all day.
"Where's dad?" I asked.
"He's in terrible condition. He's on the couch at home..." her eyes were watering. "Come on, I'll apparate us home."
We apparated.
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What the hell are we doing in China?
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"Sorry! Wrong incantation!" She apologised.
See? What did I tell you.
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"Lucius Darling! Are you Okay?!?!" Narcissa called as we entered the living room. Dad was getting up from a couch.
"Lucius! Darling! Lie down! You're ill! You need to gather your strength!!!" Narcissa Mcstupid said pushing dad back on the couch.
"I'm fine!" He said getting up.
"No, you're not!" She pushed him down again. She had tears in her eyes.
Dad gave up.
"So... Draco. Go put your stuff upstairs. You get a free holiday." he said.
He noticed that I didn't look happy.
"What's your problem." he hissed.
"It's someone at school.... Never mind. Tell you later." I said quickly dragging my stuff upstairs.
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Why did I have to go back here? My father isn't ill. My mother is just being weird.
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"Hello Draco! How was school, I forgot to ask!" Narcissa asked.
"Why am I here?" I asked angrily.
"Because your father's ill!!!" She cried.
"No he isn't. I've just seen him and he's fine." I said.
"That's what you think!!.... Have you got any Green Jelly?" she said losing topic.
"What?!?" I asked.
"Sorry, I've just got a craving for Green Jelly!" She said.
Weird mother. Always something weird going on. ALWAYS. Last time I saw her, She was trying to fix up a Bird house in the Garden. Even though we have Bird repelling charms in the Garden.
"Back to the conversation of Green Jelly." Narcissa stupid woman said.
"We weren't talking about Jelly." I growled.
"I know, I just have a really big craving!" she said.
I am the owner of a weird mother.
I can't put up with her so I'm going downstairs. Father won't nutcase out on me for sure.
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"Hi Dad." I said sulkily.
"Hello Draco." he replied. Still on the couch. Mother is obviously giving him death threats.
"Why did you marry my mother?" I asked.
"..." He paused.
I looked at him expectantly.
"Well..." He looked as though he was thinking. If it were my mother, I'd be terrified.
I'd never have to put up with all this back at school. I don't know why I bothered coming home.
"I can't remember so I'll tell you later." he said.
I rolled my eyes.
"So, What were you going to tell me about this person at school?" he said slowly.
"Uh... Um... There's this girl." I said nervously.
"She better be within the Guidelines!!!" he snapped.
"What guidelines?" I asked.
"THE Guidelines!"
"I wasn't aware that there was such thing as THE guidelines."
"Stupid boy!"
"Please explain these Guidelines then." I gave up.
"The Guidelines are the rules you need to follow if you don't want to be put up for adoption!" he said.
I looked at him puzzled. He's starting to make less sense that Narcissa.
"The Rules! If you want a girl she needs to be these three things:
~Slytherin
~Pure-blood
And one of the most important...
~Blonde!!!" he barked.
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Hm... Does Charlotte fit the bill?
She's slytherin Certainly, She's usually going on about how Pureblood she is and... Her hair.. Hm... It's Strawberry blonde. That's close enough isn't it?
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"She's Three Quarters of that description!" I said stupidly.
"How can she be Three quarters?!?! I only said three things!!!" Father shouted.
"She's Slytherin, She's Pureblood but She's Strawberry Blonde." I said.
"Strawberry Blonde. Draco, As long as the word blonde is in there!!!" he shouted. Then he went off somewhere mumbling something about me being stupid.
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So, People. This is what I have to put up with. A Mother Madder than a Mongoose and Father who thinks I'm an idiot. How nice.
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Mongooses are like Ferrets aren't they?
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Brr... I don't like Ferrets!!!!
Ooh La de da. I'm having such a fun time with my parents. I have put a charm on the letter mum sent to me the other day. Which charm was it? It was either Diffendo or Incendio. I either ripped it or burnt it. Everyone remember that letter? It was the letter that has me on the brink of madness. I'll read you the remains of the letter:
"##arest D#a##,
#o#, It ## my #ad #ut# t# i#fo#m ##u #hat #o#r #at#er #s #ite i##. W# #a#e ##ked perm##s#on #rom Dumb##dore #o #a## ### #om#. Tom##### yo# s#o#ld #e ##ken ##me #y ##rse a#d Carr####.
F##m y#u# #other,
###cissa #alf##."
If you hadn't guessed, The dashes are Burn marks. Okay, So It was definitely incendio I used. Yup. Definitely. Totally 100%.
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Wait, Why do I care?
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"Draco, I'm going out somewhere. Keep an eye on your mother. She's been acting a bit odd recently." Father said, Leaving the mansion.
A BIT odd? Have you met this woman, for Gods sake?!?!?
"Draco dear, Can you call one of the doctors from St.Mungoes? I think I'm ill." Mother asked me.
"Anything to get rid of you." I said. Or I would have done if I could be bothered. Which I couldn't. I grabbed a quill and Parchment and started writing.
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Okay, Here's the result:
"Dear St.Mungos people.
My Mother Narcissa Malfoy(wife of Lucius Malfoy, The Guy who can fire you at will) complains of illness and so we need a doctor to see to her. Or if you want you can take her away. Yes, Please!!! Take her away! I'll pay you!!!
Your's Sincerely
Master Draco Malfoy"
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Now. Where's the owl?
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Owls are always neccisary when sending post so where is ours?
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Here it is. It was stuck up the Chimney. I have no idea WHY it was up the chimney. Knowing mother She Probably thought it was a sponge and was attempting to clean the chimney. Poor Eagor.
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"Now, Eagor, Take this to St.Mungos." I said attaching the letter to Eagors leg.
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Was sending that letter a good idea? They'll probably think I'm a nutcase now... Maybe I shouldn't have sent it....
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"EAGOR, COME BACK!!!" I shouted out the window. Too late. He had already gone. Damn.
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Irritated, Alone, Bored. I should write to someone. Maybe Charlotte. She'd care. Unlike all the weirdos here.
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Hm.... What do you think of this?
"Dear Charlotte,
I am not at school because my Mother is a nutcase. Please start a petition to get me out of here.
Yours Somethingingly Draco."
Okay, So it Isn't exactly J.K.Rowlingly Good Writing Standard at the moment but... I'm working on it....
Maybe I should send the letter I wrote to Charlotte. Well, The Letter I wrote for HER. The St.Mungos one I have already sent would be a little inapropriate. I think.
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Maybe I should just rewrite the letter...
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No. I'm Sick of writing letters. And Reading them. Even Burning them is getting annoying.
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Maybe I should do something Creative. Maybe I should Practice Quidditch? Or Hire a House Elf?
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Bah. I might as well go to bed.
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While we're in my Bedroom again, I suppose you want a tour....
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TOO BAD!!! GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM!!!
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Fine. Have a tour. To your left is a cupboard full junk to your right is a Wardrobe full of clothes. All of which look good on me. Straight ahead is my bed, It is four postered posh and cooler than anyone elses. There is also a lot of other stuff in here. Oi! Get your eyes off my stuff!! And behind you is a door.
Hnyung..... Z-z-z-z.... *Knock Knock* AHHH!!! What the hell? Oh, Front door. What time is it?
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Six O clock? Who the hell knocks on peoples doors at Six in the morning? It might be Narcissa. She Probably got locked outside. Even though she's been running between her room and the bathroom all night.
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"Draco! Would you answer that?!?!" Mother shouted.
"Why can't someone else do it?!?!" I shouted back.
"I don't feel well and your father is busy making plans for the Beauty Salon in the Garden!!!" She shouted.
I had to give in. So, Grumbling and Groaning I walked downstairs to answer the front door.
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I opened the door. A Guy in a White coat. He's probably here to take mother away to live in a cell with Gilderoy Lockhart.
"What are you here for?" I asked.
"I was asked to come here by your own hand." he said. I looked at my hand. I was never aware that it could talk. Maybe this guy is going to be Cell Mates with Gilders and Narciss.
"This letter." he said agitatedly.
"Oh."
"I was wondering if it were her or you or needed medical attention when I read this." he said.
I opened my mouth indignantly.
"Okay, Where is she?" he asked.
"Either in her Bedroom or a Bathroom." I said it as bluntly as possible. As there are Thirteen Bedrooms and Twenty Eight Bathrooms. God knows why.
"Thank you." He said going up the stairs.
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I will laugh SO much when he has been through all the bedrooms and Bathrooms looking for her.
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Damn. He found her first try. He must be one of those Pschyo Nutcases... Like Professor Trelawney.
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Here I am, sitting on the floor outside one of our Twenty Eight Bathrooms waiting to see what's up with Mother.
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Uh? He just said something but I didn't hear what. Whatever, It made Narcissa scream and pass out.
"What's up with her?" I asked angrily as Doctor dude stepped out.
"Having a Stuck up Brat like you as a son. Probably, But apart from that, She's Pregnant." he said as if it were no big deal.
"WHAT?!?!?!?" I shouted.
"When someone is pregnant it means they have a baby in them." He explained.
"I KNOW THAT!!! MAKE HER NOT PREGNANT! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A SPOILT BRAT AND I WANT TO REMAIN A SPOILT BRAT!!!" I shouted running to my Room.
"Draco dear, Could you get me a cup of tea?" Mother shouted weakly. She was obviously still half passed out.
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No MoTHER. I will not get you a cup of TEA. I will not even get you a CUP. You do not even DESERVE a cup. You deserve to have mud THROWN at you. Take THAT!!!
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She is so selfish. I bet she can't believe her own Selfishness. I bet she's pregnant just so it will easier to abandon me. She has the new kid then she'll forget I exist and have me sent to St.Mungos as a Guinea Pig. Very motherly... but I have plans of my own....
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Okay, So I haven't thought of the plans yet but you can't blame me.
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Now... How will I get revenge...? Poison? Fire Perhaps? Forget it.
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Yes, The Squiggles represent time change. It has been about Three days. I'm going back to Hogwarts!!! I can't wait to see all my friends again, I can't wait to be worshipped again, I can't wait to be sane again!!! I've been crossing off the days on the wall. It's come up to fifty two but that's because the days have been going so slowly and this house is driving me insane.
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"Come Draco! We've got to get you to School. I'll aparate you to Hogwarts." Father said agitatedly.
I grabbed my stuff as quickly as I could.
"When you get to school, You have to go right to the main hall. It'd be Breakfast time right now." he said.
I stood next to him and he started muttering encantations.
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Wow! An Aparation and I'm not in a foreign planet!!! Father is so many times cooler than Narciss Woman.
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Okay, I should just take my stuff up to the Dorm. Wait, I'll just aparate them up there, No one'll know.
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"Apparato Dorm!!!" I muttered to my wand.
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Um... Either the spell went wrong or Someone dropped a beach in the dorm. I'm on an island. God this is weird...
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Oh no!!! I'm turning into Narciss aren't I? NOO!!!!!!!!!!
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Okay, Maybe I'm not.
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Maybe my wand is partly deaf, Coz I mean how does Dorm sound at all like Beach???
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"Draco!!! What are you doing here?!?!" It's Charlotte! That's what I forgot that I missed!
"Eh? Where are we?" I asked.
"Dorm. Millicent's party popper spell went wrong. VERY wrong. Pansy is still trying to get all the sand out her mouth." she explained. She was waving her blonde hair for some reason.
"Was it a Welcome Back party for me... that you did a day early?" I asked.
Charlotte looked nervous. "Well... Not exactly." she shook her head. "It was an Oh-God-no-Draco's-coming-back party..."
"WHAT?!?!?" I shouted.
"Well, They were all glad you were gone because you're always mean to them." she said.
"As long as you didn't join in." I said.
"Well... I didn't want to but Pansy made me." She said nervously.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD!!!"
"I didn't want to.."
"Oh Lookit the pretty Birdies!!!" *Thud*
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Oh this is shaping up to be a really good week!!! What is the point? Maybe I should go to Durmstrang and never leave. EVER.
Hello again, It's been Four days since I got back from Loon Land. Honestly, I'm not sure if it was worth it coming back. Sure, I have Charlotte hanging off my ankle most of the time, which is a good thing. But she doesn't know I like her, today is the day I confess. Yeah, Valentines day.
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I got some chocolates and a Card so I'll give them to her today. She'll happily be my valentine!
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Allright. She's in the Girls dorm, most of the other girls have already gone to breakfast. I'm waiting untill I think the time is right.
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Do you think the time is right yet?
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I'm beginning to get cold feet about this.
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Maybe I should put socks on.
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Right. I'm ready. I will go see Charlotte. Hope she's awake.
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Here I go, I'm knocking on the door of the girls dorm.
"Coming!" she called. I heard her shuffling to the door.
She opened the door, Looking as beautiful as ever(even if her hair is sticking out in most unusual angles and she's half asleep).
"Hi Draco." She sniffed happily/wearily/sleepily.
"Hi! Happy Valentines day...!" I blushed giving her the chocolates and card.
"Thank you... That's very sweet... but..." she blushed quite angrily.
"What? Are you allergic to chocolate? I could have them for myself if you are?" I twittered quickly.
"Um... No, Chocolate's good. There's just one thing..." she said, she was staring at her feet through her fringe. Uh, Not a happy Hippogriff. Yuh.
"Yes?" I squeaked, about on the end of my tether.
"Well, Valentines day was a few days ago." she said.
"Well, You can't blame me, I was at home!!!" I said in my defence.
"Draco... It was Valentines day AFTER you got back." she hissed lightly.
"Ohhh." I blushed.
"I'll take the chocolates anyway. Thank you." she took the chocolates off me, went back in her dorm and slammed the door.
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I thought she had a crush on me? Atleast I GAVE her chocolates, What did I get? Nothing! Zilch! Nought!
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Hmph. Not fair. She could've ATLEAST given me one of those chocolates. I don't like this. I think I'd rather be turned into a ferret again... *shudders*
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What am I going to do all day? I'm the focus of neglect and rejection. Maybe I should go pick a fight with some gryfindors. That always makes me feel better.
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Hm. Verbally abusing Pothead isn't the same now I feel rejected.
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Punching him in the face isn't cutting it either. Maybe I should go sulk somewhere? Sulking usually makes me feel better.
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But then again, fighting Pothead, Measly and Muddy-Tiny-Brainer-Granger usually makes me feel on top of the world.
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I hate Rejection. Just hate it.
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Bah! Right now, Charlotte is probably enjoying her chocolates with her NEW boyfriend, laughing at how pathetic I am.
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I need to find her, I need to get her back. I'll do anything. Moan, whimper, Puppy Dog Eyes, Even Cry if I have to.
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I could bribe her?
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What would that achieve? She has almost everything already AND she has Chocolate!!! How I envy her!!!!
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Yeah, But I love her too...
Hm. I'm rather bored. It'll be dinner in a minute. But still, it won't be much fun because no one seems to like me. It's like the circle of life: I pick on them, They pick on me, I pick on Saint Potter and his band of merry morons, they pick on me, I pick on that cat by kicking it, That cat pounces on the mouse and finally that mouse bites me on the nose. It's a vicious cycle. Okay, So it may not be the circle of life, That's the one on the lion king. It's more like a circle of... Unfair punishment. Damn circle of unfair punishment... That mouse had sharp teeth.
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Now, I'll start making sense.
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Hrmph. Not fair. No one likes me at the moment and my nose hurts and I'm hungry.
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Here I am in the Not-so-great Hall. No one is talking to me. I don't understand why!!! It isn't fair. And it's out of the question that they're throwing me a birthday party because fact A)My birthday is in September and B)Everyone is looking at me as if I'm a cross between Voldemort/Grindelwald/My Father. I am not mister popular. Which is strange because I usually am mister popular. What the hell is up with everyone?!?! They've been weird since I got here after Super-Stuper Narciss dragged me home.
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"I'm going to common room. Bye." I said to Charlotte quietly.
"What? You haven't had any dinner yet!" she squeaked.
"I'm... I'm not hungry." I lied.
"Allright." she said reluctantly.
I sneaked off to the Common room.
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What am I going to do? No one likes me, I'm Starving and I'm alone. So, This is what it feels like to be eternally miserable.
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Did I get in a fight with anyone who could curse me? Maybe it was Pothead or Measley.. But then again, They couldn't even curse their own shoelaces. Why isn't anything going right?
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I Really Hate Everything!!!!!!!
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Oh great. Someone is coming to wallow in self pity with me!!! They better wallow quietly or else I'll curse their head in. And what I don't think the Green Carpet needs is Brains smeared over it.
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Maybe I should curse my own brains out. It would make things a whole lot better and I wouldn't have to put up with popularity issues. No one would really miss me... Narciss is going to care too much about Narciss Junior by the time it's born, I don't think Father liked me anyway, Potter and his thicky twit friends would think that Christmas has come early, The other slytherins will probably throw a "Wahoo, He can stop being mean" Party and Charlotte... Well... She'd probably find someone else... Probably Professor Snape. So Basically... no one cares. No one loves poor little Draco.
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*singing* All by myself... Don't wanna be all by myself... Anymore...
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I'm miserable, Don't mock me.
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Where'd all this angst come from? Only a few weeks ago I was saying how I laughed in the face of angst and now... I'm a angst filled Heap on the floor... Well... Angst filled heap huddled up on the couch hugging a cushion.
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Oh yeah, I forgot to look into who else was wallowing in self pity... Well, They've gone so I'll guess it was someone who left their chocolate frogs on the bedside table. ::sigh:: I wish I had a chocolate frog on me now. Atleast then I'd have a friend. Although, I would look quite pathetic, "Hello Mr Froggie! Tea Mister Froggie?" Pah... Miserable.
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Maybe I should find something productive to do?
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Why do I always say that when I'm upset? I always end up doing nothing anyway! This is really annoying!!!! I think I will find something productive to do... Like play Peeves-Baiting!!!!!! GRAR!!!! So annoyed and upset and Grar some more.
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That's it. I'm going to bed before I come up with another clever idea to get myself killed or even worse MORE MISERABLE THAN I AM!!!
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Blah. Miserable. Miserable. Miserable.
Hello. How are you? I'm Depressed.
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Also, I'm alone. Except for someone who came in earlier. But they went.
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Someone's coming. They sound upset.
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Oh god. It's Charlotte. I hope she's okay.
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"Charlotte?" I called.
"Yeah... What is it?" she replied sounding sniffly.
"You okay?" I asked.
"The main question is are YOU okay?" She asked looking me in the eye.
"Yeah... Why?" I asked.
"Well, You told me you weren't hungry when you had only been complaining of starvation five minutes before." she said.
"Well...I felt a bit feverish.." I lied.
She put her hand on my forehead.
"You don't feel feverish." She was beginning to look ultra concerned.
"Yeah... Um... I lay down and it made me feel better." I lied some more.
She stayed silent.
"Anything else?" I sniffed.
She stayed silent again.
"Are you sure YOU're okay?" I asked.
"Why are you lying to me?!?" She suddenly snapped. I fell off the sofa with surprise.
"Why... Why do you say that?"
"I'm not stupid, Draco... You're depressed aren't you? You left dinner because you are depressed, You wanted to get away from everyone else to cry didn't you?" she insisted. Sometimes I think she actually LISTENS in Trelawneys classes.
"I didn't cry..." I said. My eyes started watering. No, Mustn't cry. I am DRACO MALFOY. Hear that... D-R-A-C-O M-A-L-F-O-Y!!! Draco Malfoy doesn't cry except when he get's turned into a Ferret. But I suppose this may be as bad as being turned into a ferret.
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"Aw! Draco, Don't cry!!! I didn't mean to upset you!!!" she said hugging me.
"I'm not crying," I cried. "I just have something in my eye..." Wow. I've known dead stuff better at Lying than you, Draco.
"Tissue?" she offered. She seems to think that everything can be solved by giving you a tissue.
"Thank you." I sniffed taking a tissue.
"You aren't upset because I like you are you? You can tell me if it is..." she said gloomily.
"No... It's nothing like that!!!" Oh yeah. Did I forget to mention that I still haven't told her that I like her?
"Well?"
"It's just that you are the only person who DOES like me." I said.
"I like you like you though. Not just like you." she blushed.
"Well... You're still the only person who likes me AT ALL." I sighed.
"Hm... Maybe if you were NICER to people. That might get you in their good books." she said.
"Nicer? I'm nice to everyone!!" Again with the unbelievable lies.
"Well... You're nice to SOME People." She said.
"Who?"
"Um... Me?" she said unsure.
"How am I mean to people?" I inquired.
"Well... I'm not being mean or anything but you sort of treat Vince and Greg as if they aren't people. Remember that they are people too, even if they are a bit on the thick side." Oh god. She's turning Sainty on me.
"Anyone else?" I asked irritatedly.
"Well, Now you come to mention it... You usually treat Pansy and Millicent as though they are hideous Monsters." she said.
"Well... I suppose I sort of do..."
"You use everyone in Gryfindor as punchbags." She said.
"Allright!!! I get the message!!! I'm not a very nice person!!! If I'm so awfull then why do you like me?" I shouted.
"Because, You aren't awfull!" she shouted shutting herself into the girls dorm.
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Damn. Big Damn. Oh well. Maybe I should go to bed anyway.
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Here we are. Dorm. I'm in my pyjamas. They are an expensive shade of green, Expensive fabric, Generally expensive. So, Yeah, I'm expensive.
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Goodnight everything. Hopefully tommorow will be less awfull than today.
Rating: Ffffffft, PG maybe? If that?
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Mary-Sue Self-Insert OC
Chapters: 1-5
6-20 (Out of 36)
Originally Published: 2003 on fanfiction.net
Life is crumbling around me like... A Really Crumbly aroundy thingy.
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Well, Things could be worse. I could be transported to Gryfindor. As well as my IQ Dropping Ten points, Charlotte will hate me. But thankfully that won't Ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER happen. Ever.
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I'm just glad it's the end of the day. I'm going to do some homework. I've got plenty to keep me occupied. I've got to write up the uses for turning a button into a turkey(that'll be easy, there's only one reason and that's to waste time), I need to Draw Diagrams of how to make an Appletine Elixer(Which is pointless anyway because Appletine Elixer doesn't do anything) and I've got to find my Quidditch Robes. If I manipulate Pansy long enough I'm sure she'll give them back.
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"Hm. Crabbe, Tell me a use of turning buttons into Turkeys!" I shouted.
"Uh... Lunch." he suggested. He could be right. But he isn't. I'm the only one who's aloud to be right.
"Goyle?"
"Um... A Feathery Hat?" Goyle suggested.
"Ugh! I'm surrounded by idiots!" I drawled.
"One use of turning buttons into turkeys is sport." Pansy said walking past.
"Yes Pansy. What are you talking about?" I said humouring her.
"Some people turn buttons into Turkeys so they can chase the turkeys. Pretty pointless really." She said.
"Oh, Thank you.... Wait a minute. I'm supposed to be interrigating you." I said.
"Interrigating me? Why?" She asked.
"I know it's you who stole my Quidditch Robes!" I hissed.
"What are you talking about? I didn't steal your quidditch Robes." She said indignantly.
"Who else would steal them?" I hissed.
"I don't know. It wasn't me!"
"I know it was!!" I shouted.
"I didn't take them!" She cried. Then she ran off blubbering to Millicent or someone.
"Oh Great. If she didn't take them, then who did?" I shouted.
"Um... Maybe Mcgonagall Comfiscated them?" Crabbe suggested.
"Uh... Why?" I hissed.
"Um... I dunno."
"I can't believe this!!!" I shouted.
Pansy came back in the room wiping her eye.
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"Ready to apologise?" she sobbed.
"I beg your pardon?" I said softly.
"Apologise for blaming me on your lost Quidditch Robes." Pansy said.
"Why should I?" I hissed.
"If you do, I'll help you look for your quidditch Robes." Pansy cooed.
"Fine. Pansy... I'm sorry I blamed you." I drawled. She looked as if she was thinking, Which in itself was unusuall.
"Okay! Apology Accepted!" She said. Which was amusing because I was giving my most sarcastic apology.
"Now, What are you going to do to help me find my quidditch robes?" I asked.
"I'll look through everyone's stuff and tell you who had them." Pansy said standing up straight.
"Good. Good Good Good. Off you go." I said. She ran into the Girls Dorm. I threw myself at one of the couches near the fire.
"Crabbe, Do my potions homework for me will you?" I asked.
"Why don't you bribe Professor Snape with galleons like you did last week?" Crabbe said loudly. I don't think he meant to say it loudly though.
"Shhh!!!!! I told you to keep it secret!!!!" I hissed.
"Oh, Sorry! I won't tell anyone else!!!" he said apologetically.
"Anyone else?" I paused, "Crabbe... Who else have you told?"
"Well, I told Goyle, I told Pansy, Milicent Knows, I accidently told Longbottom and most of the other Gryfindors know too." Crabbe admitted.
"Vincent. Vincent Crabbe. You better Prepare to run, Or There'll be less time untill I kill you." I hissed.
"I didn't mean to!!!" Crabbe whined.
"I - Don't - Care!!! You - told - everyone - that - I've - Been - Bribing - Teachers!!!!!" I growled.
"I sort of told people too." Goyle piped up.
"YOU - DID - WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?" I roared.
"They bribed me!" Goyle whimpered.
"GRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I growled angrily.
Pansy stood in the doorway of the Girls dorm.
"Pansy, Don't talk to him about him bribing Snape. He's a bit touchy about that." Crabbe said stupidly.
"Crabbe!!!" I shouted.
"See." Crabbe murmoured.
"Pansy... Any good news?" I shouted breathing heavily.
"Good news is what I bring. I found your robes!" She smiled.
"Splendid! Where were they?" I cheered up considerably.
"Well, I checked through everyone's Property Trunks and I found it..." she said. I interrupted.
"Yes, Who's was it?" I hissed hurrying her up.
"Charlotte's." Pansy answered quickly.
"Oh... She must have borrowed them for quidditch Practice." I said.
"No, Hers where in there too." Pansy said.
"You're kidding?"
"No, No lie."
"Why.... why would Charlotte steal my robes?" I asked worriedly. Pansy shrugged. Crabbe decided that he wanted to look intelligent and shrugged too. It made him look more like an idiot. Goyle got lonely and shrugged too. I'm surrounded by idiots.
"All of you are to look into the situation. If you find anything, shout for me." I said walking to the dorm.
"Draco!" Goyle shouted.
"Yes, Goyle?" I turned around.
"Pansy found the Robes." he thought he was being clever. In fact he wasn't.
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Hello, And Welcome to the Slytherin Male Dorm. Let me give you a tour. We stand in a grand long room. Four Poster Beds with Green Bedspreads, Snakes woven in the Quilts. Very Classy. Trunks at the end of each bed, this is where we keep stuff. At the opposite end is a window with a jug of drinking water on the windowsill. Back to the window, Look out of it and you'll see the Lake and the Squid. It's amusing when it's attacking Gryfindors. To the left, We have the Grandest and best bit of all. A Four-Poster Bed, Green Snake woven Bedspread, Just like the others. What makes it special? It's mine. THAT is what makes it so special. So there. I'm tired. Go away.
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I mean it!! Get lost!!!!
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Fine. Just be quiet.
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Z-z-z-z--z-z....... No mummy, I don't want to wear the bunny pyjamas... Z-z-z- *snort* Eh? Did I say something? Oh Great. Forget it. Seriously, Forget whatever I said. Whatever I said, Don't remember it. You do, I punch you. HARD!!!!
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Goodnight. If I sleep talk again, Ignore it.
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Can't sleep. Maybe I should try getting someone Fired/Expelled. That always makes me happy/sleepy. Or, I could put use a spell/potion. Or, I could stop using choices/Decisions. No/No way.
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Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z........................
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"Draco! Draco!" Goyle was looming above me.
"Goyle, What time is it?" I barked tiredly.
"Um... Three in the morning I think." He said stupidly.
"Goodnight then." I put the Blanket over my head.
"This is important!" Goyle said pulling the blanket of my head.
"Important. Goyle, Once you thought it was important to be scared of those things... oh, what were they called? Wellysubbies? Jellyguppies?"
"Telletubbies?" He shuddered.
"Um... I think it was. You were the one scared of them." I said. I covered my head with the blanket once again.
"Draco! This is really important!" he pulled the Blanket clean away.
"Goyle!?!? What's gotten in to you! And give that blanket back! I'm freezing!" I groaned.
"But Crabbe's dying!!!" Goyle cried.
"Crabbe's dying. Crabbe's dying. How may I ask is Crabbe dying?" I asked with a hint of sarcasm that even Goyle would notice. But he didn't.
"Come see him!" Goyle said leading me to Crabbe's bed about ten metres away.
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"I don't see anything wrong with him." I said looking down at him.
"He is dying! Look at the way he's squirming!" Goyle insisted.
"He's fidgeting. So what? Why am I up?" I hissed.
"No, Listen, He's groaning in agony!!!" he cried.
"Teletubbies.... No... NO!!!!!!!" Crabbe woke up with a start.
"Goyle..." I started.
"Yes Draco?"
"You are the biggest idiot I have ever met. And Coincidently, Ever will meet." I said smoothly.
Goyle looked sad for a second. Then he looked sympathetically at Crabbe.
"You Okay buddy?" Goyle asked softly.
"Oh it was terrible.... They were after me... They threw tubbie toast at me!!!" Crabbe cried. He started hugging me and Goyle. With arms the size of tree trunks, Crabbe is not someone you are going to want a hug from, ESPECIALLY if you value your neck.
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"There's no point going back to bed. I might as well find something productive." I groaned.
I put my slippers (Fluffy and Lime Green slippers if you must know) and Slytherin Cloak on and clumsily crept into the common room.
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"Who's there?!?!?" I heard someone whisper harshly as I entered the room.
"Eh? It's me, Draco!" I said.
"Lumos!!!" the person ordered. Thier wand lit up. It's Charlotte.
"Charlotte, Why did you take my Quidditch Robes?" I asked.
"Oh, Never mind that, I'll explain later. This is more important!" She whispered desperately.
"What's up?" I whispered.
"My Pets. Marmaduke and Winter, They're stuck!" she cried.
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"Stuck? How?" I asked.
"Well, Marmaduke was chasing Winter around outside and they ran into the forbidden forest!" She cried.
"Whoah, Whoah. Back up a bit. I thought Marmaduke was an owl?" I said.
"Correct." She gulped.
"And Winter is a cat?" I said.
"Correct again. Point being?" She sniffed.
"Oh... Nothing." I said quickly.
"Will you help me find them?" she looked up at me with her big blue eyes.
"I don't know. The Forbidden forest is pretty scary." I gulped. I'm not scared. DEFINITELY not scared.
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Okay, So maybe just a bit scared.
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Okay! Okay!! So I'm positively Terrified of the Forbidden Forest! Happy?!?!?!
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Okay. I'll be brave.
"Okay. I'll help you find your cat and owl." I said reluctantly.
"Yay! Thank you!" she cried hugging me.
"Okay, I see you're happy, Now stop hugging me." I said blushing deep Scarletty Crimsony Tomatoey Blushy Magentery burgendy cherry maroony red.
"Okay. Follow me." She said letting go of my neck.
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"Lumos!" She whispered to her wand, "Stay close. We shouldn't get seperated." she added in my direction.
"Allright." I stepped to her side.
We walked a few feet but stopped when something fell on us. Water. And Quite a lot of it, Which was slightly unusuall as to the fact we were in a corridor.
"Agh!!!!! I'm soaking Wet!!!" Charlotte screamed.
"Shh!!! You'll wake everyone up.... and stop pointing out the obvious!!!" I hissed quietly.
"Allright. But what was that?" she shivered.
"Let's think. Who could it be...?" I said sarcastically. We paused dramatically.
"Peeves." We said simultaneously.
"Knock it off Peeves!!!" Charlotte shrieked quietly.
"Ooh Hoo hoo! Knock it off? Okay!" Peeves cackled. He knocked something off of something else and it flew at us.
"Let's go." I hissed to Charlotte. We ran down the many flights of stairs and wound up at the Entrance hall.
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"Finally. Away from Peeves." Charlotte sighed.
"Let's go outside." I said putting on a brave grimace.
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"Ooh. It's dark out here. Kinda creepy." Charlotte said shivering.
"Yeah... It's creepy allright." I shivered. It's really dark. You can still see a faint outline of stuff but it's just... well... dark.
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"The Forest awaits." Charlotte gulped.
Charlotte grabbed hold of my hand as we walked into the forest. I pretended to let go. But didn't. For two obvious reasons.
"I'm scared Draco." she squealed.
"It's okay!" I hissed.
There was a strange rustling noise.
"Ahhh!!!" I screamed, "There's a wild Hippogriff or Acromantula or something trying to get us!!!"
"Draco... It's a Squirrel." Charlotte said calmly.
"Oh... Yeah... I know. I was just making sure YOU knew." I said uncertainly.
"Of course you were, Draco." she said walking off sarcastically.
"I was." I said. I was so unbelievable that the most Gullible person on earth wouldn't of fell for it(which is funny because she didn't).
"Come on, I think I heard something over in that direction." Charlotte said quietly pointing.
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I don't like this. But, I need to keep my calm, Because I am Draco Malfoy, Slytherin Extraudinaire, King of cool and Cruell.
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She suddenly stopped in front of me. I tripped up on her and ended up flat on the floor.
"Shhh...!!!" She hissed.
"I just fell over!!!" I hissed back.
"Sh. Listen!" she closed her eyes and listened. I rolled my eyes and sighed angrily.
"Hear anything?" she asked.
"No. Oh yes. I hear something. It's a whiney voice asking if I've heard anything. No wait, That'd be you." I moaned.
"You don't have to be mean to me!!! I'm trying to be nice and make friends with you!" She burst out crying.
"It's okay Charlotte! I'm sorry, It's just that I'm not having much fun out here." I sighed putting my arm around her.
"Okay. Well, I heard meowing. Over there." she sniffed. We trampled along and the meows got louder.
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"I may be delerious because of the dark and stuff, But I would wager that that is a cat in that tree." I drawled.
"Winter!!! Marmaduke!!!" Charlotte cried happily. "Oh no! They're stuck in a vine!"
"What shall we do?" I panicked.
"No matter. I know a spell that could help here. Diffindo!" She said calmly waving her wand. Sharp white blades of light cut through the vines narrowly missing Winter and Marmaduke.
"Okay, That was cool." I said.
"I know." she said. She hugged Winter and Marmaduke. "Never leave me ever again!"
"Okay, I won't!" I said, my voice trembling.
"What are you talking about Draco?" I asked.
"Eh?... Oh, You were talking to the cat and Owl. Right. Shut up, Draco. Shut up Draco." I said stupidly.
"Come on. You're getting tired. Obviously. We should go back to the Slytherin Tower." she said.
"Oh look, There's an exit. This one comes out by Hagrids hut." i said quickly.
"So it does. come on!" She smiled.
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"That was fun!" She smiled some more.
What's that noise? Footsteps? Hm. Charlotte hears them too, She's hidden behind Hagrids hut.
"Mister Draco Malfoy!!!!" Uh oh. I'm in Trouble.
"Professor Snape!!!" I gulped.
"What are you doing out here so late at night?!?!" he hissed.
"I was... I was..." I stammered.
"Whatever you were doing... Being out late at night is an expellable offence." he scowled.
"No!!! Don't expell him! It was all my fault!!!" Charlotte ran out from behind the hut shouting.
"Charlotte...." Snape scowled.
"Please don't expell him... If you have to expell anybody, Expell me..." She looked up at him. She blinked a lot.
"Fine. But next time I find either of you anywhere you shouldn't, I'll expell you before you can say hippogriff." then he walked off.
"Hippogriff." Charlotte whispered. "Hippogriff. Hippogriff, Hippogriff, Hippogriff."
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We're in the Slytherin Common room. Charlotte has been hippogriffing all the way here. It got distorted after a while. All you could hear was "Groffohip, Groffohip, Higoproff" and all sorts of weird stuff.
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"Thank you Draco! If there's anything I can do for you, Just tell me!" Charlotte smiled pushing quietly against the girls dorm door.
"Charlotte, You just risked Expulsion to save me! You don't need to do anything for me!" I said.
"Oh, But you faced the Forbidden Woods when you obviously had a Phobia of Forests! Well, We can talk about it in the morning." she said creeping into the girls dorm.
I turned round and walked into the boys dorm.
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"Crabbe? Goyle? You two awake?" I hissed.
"Uh, Why'd you wake us up? It's Six in the morning!" Crabbe moaned.
I grabbed the pillow of my bed and hit Crabbe with it.
"Yeah, Draco. It's not right." Goyle argued.
I hit him even harder. The stupid idiot. He's allowed to wake me up at Three in the morning and I'm not allowed to wake him up at six. I don't find that paticularly fair. Especially since I'm the boss.
Time for breakfast. Oh goody. If you hadn't guessed, I was being sarcastic.
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Am in Common room. Oh great. Here comes Pansy. And Charlotte. What fun. If you hadn't guessed, I was being sarcastic.
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"Good morning Draco. Thank you for helping me this morning." Charlotte smiled. "Have you thought of any way you want me to make it up to you?"
"You don't have to do anything." I said wearily.
"Good! I get out of having to work, Yippee!!!" She skipped out of the common room.
"Hi Draco." Pansy said trying out a flirty voice.
"Good morning Pansy." I said absolutely chuffed to see my good friend pansy. If you hadn't guessed, I was being sarcastic.
"So, Draco, We're going to Hogsmeade in a few days. Want to come with me?" she's still trying to be flirty.
"Pansy. Have you seen the cover of Holidays with Hags? Of course you have. YOU'RE ON THE COVER!!!!!" I shouted. She started crying. Oh great.
"Pansy. Stop crying." I said softly.
"But you were really mean to me!!!" she cried.
"It's okay Pansy. I didn't mean it." I hugged her in an attempt to shut her up. Unfortunately Charlotte walked into the common room again. She sort of got suspicious seeing me and Pansy hugging. Well, Um... Change sort of to Very and add a "and totally freaked out" at the end of of the sentance. That is the truthfull sentance.
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I did manage to duck the Plastic Potion Bottle she threw at me... But Pansy didn't...
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"Oooh. Lookit the pretty birdies!" Pansy said clumsily. The knock seemed to make her delerious. VERY delerious. She passed out. I better take her to the hospital wing.
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"Oh Dear! What happened to her?!?!?" Madamme Pomfrey shreiked.
"The quick answer would be that Charlotte threw a Potion Bottle at her head." I said quickly.
"Why in the heavens did you do that?" Pomfrey groaned.
"It was meant to hit Draco. But he ducked." Charlotte said calmly and moodily.
"Why on earth would you.... never mind. Leave her on the bed. You can go now." Pomf said.
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"Why did you throw that potion bottle? Now our friend is hurt!!!" I said angrily outside the hospital wing.
"Well, if you hadn't ducked, She wouldn't be hurt." Charlotte Ice Queen said calmly/coolly/icily/evilly.
"If I hadn't ducked, I would be the one hurt!!!" I squeaked.
"Not my problem." Ice Queen hissed.
I stood there with my mouth wide open angrily and upset.
"Yes, Well, I have more important things than hang around with Furby boy allday." Ice Queen walked off.
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Furby boy? Where'd that come from?
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I'm going to breakfast. Maybe food will heal the wounds.
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"Draco, Where've you been? There isn't much breakfast time left!!!" Crabbe asked knocking a jug of Pumpkin Juice across the table.
"Long Story, Crabbe. Oh, Look! Owl Post!" I said cheering up slightly. Maybe I might get something good in the post.
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Here's Eagor. The Family owl. What've you got for me Eagor?
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The envelope says 'To Draco Malfoy. URGENT! DO NOT SHOW ANYONE!" It's written in Pink so it's obviously from my mother.
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Since it's Saturday I could go find somewhere to read this by myself. Maybe the Restricted section of the Library. Or the hidden forest... No, I've had enough of that place for today. Okay, I'll find somewhere in the dungeons.
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Okay, So I'm sitting down on the cold stone floor, of one of the empty dungeons. Alone.
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"Dearest Draco,
Son, It is my sad duty to inform you that your father is quite ill. We have asked permission from Dumbledore to have you home. Tommorow you should be taken home by Horse and Carriage.
From your Mother,
Narcissa Malfoy"
It's definitely her writing, She's even stamped it with her personalised Flower. The one with the Twisted Smily face.
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It said urgent on the front. It MUST be urgent. Man this is bad. REALLY bad. My father is the main advantage of being here. I can threaten people by saying "My dad is important and he can curse your family",
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Okay. I shall keep this secret. If anyone knew anything about this. It'd be disaster.
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Plus, People would go all Sympathetic on me. I can provide my own sympathy... I'd prefer it if Charlotte was being sympathetic though. She should know that I have feelings too!!!
Okay. Summarisation. My father(ie, Big important Death Threat Guy) is ill. I need to go home to be with him. Knowing my mother, he probably only has a slight cold. Or a Paper cut. Last time I had a paper cut when mother was around, she made me go to bed while she got everyone slaving away for me. As I said before, She's blonde. She can act blonde for Britain. Or earth.
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"Malfoy. What's the letter?" Charlotte hissed. She'd never called me Malfoy before. It stings.
"Nothing." i sniffed.
"Nothing. Right. That's why it's material and infront of me." she said Ice Queenily. She's an evil ice Queen.
"It's Private. You can't see it." I said.
"Bah! See if I care. I don't care what your stupid letter is." she walked off.
Oh. That's nice. She doesn't have feelings obviously.
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Maybe If I had shown her the letter, She would stop Ice Queening. Why is she Ice Queening in the First place? Why did I make up the Word Queening? It sucks.
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Any hogsmeade trips today? No. That's just great.
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If you hadn't guessed, I was being sarcastic. Sarcasm is a good form of Therapy, I think.
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"Furby Boy!!! Get here now!" Oh god. Ice Queen's back.
Again with the Furby boy. She really needs to explain that name to me.
"What is it?" I stammered.
"I want to talk to you." she hissed. I straightened up. I'm gathering up courage. Why? Because it makes me look cool and brave and stuff.
"I've got a few things to ask you." I said.
"Ya, Okay. Go ahead. Free country. Whatever." She said carelessly.
"Allright. Question One, Why are you being so weird when just this morning you were being great? Question Two, Why did you steal my Quidditch Robes. Question THREE... Why furby boy?" I said. She froze.
"."
"Well?"
".."
"Answer me."
"..."
"Out with it!!!"
"Okay...."
"I'm not sure if you'll like what I'm going to tell you." she blushed.
"Oh..." I said disapointedly. She's going to say how much she hates me. Isn't she?
"Well...." she blushed more. She was staring at her feet. Definitely not a good sign.
"Please just tell me!" I said desperately.
"OKAY!! STOP RUSHING ME!!! This is hard.... Okay... Okay... Draco Malfoy... I have a crush on you." she cowered.
I stood gobsmacked.
"Please don't tease me because of it." She cowered more.
I stood gobsmacked. Still.
"Please say something!" she started crying.
*thud*
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Oh clever me!! She confesses her love for me and I pass out!!! Aren't I the most romantic guy on earth! Oh well. Atleast Charlotte is half romantic. She dragged me all the way to the hospital wing. She couldn't have been too carefull dragging me upstairs because I have a headache now.
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"Draco, Are you okay?" Charlotte asked hovering over my hopsital bed.
"Um... Yeah... I think so... What day is it?" I asked feverishly.
"Still Saturday. It's Seven in the Evening." she answered.
"Damn." I said quickly.
"What's up?" She asked.
"I've got to go home tommorow." I said by accident.
"Why?"
"Damn. I should not have said that." I groaned.
She looked at me quizzically.
"Never mind." I said quickly.
She looked like she was going to say something, then just shrugged her shoulders.
"Okey Dokies. We missed dinner, I saved some Honeydukes chocolate under my bed. Want some?" she asked.
"Sorry, I'll have to decline. I'm a bit... overwhelmed by everything." i said wearily.
"Why... Do you really hate me or something?!?!" she panicked.
"No no... I'll tell you later. I'm going to bed. Bye." I walked deleriously to the slytherin common room.
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"Hullo Draco!" Crabbe smiled.
"Hullo Draco!" Goyle smiled.
"Good evening you two." I replied.
The Pair looked gobsmacked. Obviously, I haven't been so nice to them in a few years. Or ever.
"Goodnight." I said walking past the half dead idiots into the Male Dorm.
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Goodnight everything. Draco Adorazione Malfoy is in Love!!!
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Hey! I don't diss your middle name!!!
Good morning World!!! Draco Adorazione Malfoy is awake!!!
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"Malfoy, Come with me." Who is it? Oh. Prof Snape.
"Why?" I asked.
"I need to escort you home. Why someone else couldn't do it is beyond me." he growled.
"But Professor, You'd rather escort me than any snotty Gryfindor..." I said.
"Good point. Maybe this isn't going to be so bad after all." he said quickly. "Hurry up and Get Dressed. I'll be waiting with all your stuff in the entrance hall." Then he walked off somewhere.
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How am I supposed to get dressed? He took all my stuff!
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Whatever. I'll just go to the entrance hall and hope no one sees me.
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Oh god. Everyone is going to breakfast. And Here I am in My Pyjamas. If ever there was a good time to run, It would be now.
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"Draco, Why on earth are you in your Pyjamas? I thought I told you to change!" Professor Snape yelled when I got to the entrance hall.
My mouth opened irritatedly.
"Well?" he said waiting for an explanation.
"How could I get changed when you took my stuff down here!!!" I shouted.
"You aren't going home permanantly!! You stupid boy! Some of your clothes are still upstairs!!!" he hissed.
"Uh..." I groaned.
"Upstairs now! Get dressed boy! Those pyjamas are pathetic!" he said. I suppose he's right. The Pyjamas are mint green with Fluffy Blue Bunny Rabbits on. My Mother was in a *really* weird mood when she bought them.
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I found my clothes so now I am being taken to the Hogwarts express.
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"In!" Snape ordered pointing into the Train carriage.
I sat down quickly.
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We were sharing a compartment with someone who looked fairly familiar and a guy in a white coat.
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It's bugging me. Who is he? I'll remember in a minute.
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"Hello! I'm going to the zoo!" the guy said. He sounded fairly confused. As if he had lost his memory.
"That's nice." I said awkwardly.
"I'm going to see Flying Dingos!" the guy said.
"That's Flamingos." The White coat guy snapped.
"Oh. Apparantly, I used to write books!" the flying Dingo guy said.
"Oh, did you now." I said trying to ignore him.
"Yes! I did!" he said.
"This is going to be a really long trip I warn you Draco." Snape muttered.
I nodded.
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"Ten Thousand and ninety nine hundred green bottles sitting on the wall,
Ten Thousand and ninety nine hundred green bottles sitting on the wall,
And if one green bottle, shall accidently fall,
There'll be Ten Thousand and ninety nine hundred and ninety nine green bottles sitting on the wall,
Ten Thousand and ninety nine hundred and ninety eight green bottles sitting on the wall,
Ten Thousand and ninety nine hundred and ninety eight green bottles sitting on the wall,
and If one Green bottle, shall accidently fall,
There'll be Ten Thousand and ninety nine hundred and ninety seven green bottles sitting on the wall!" Flying Dingo guy sung.
"OH SHUT UP LOCKHART!!!!!" Snape screamed.
"Oh... But I was almost finished!" Lockhart said disapointedly.
"I DON'T CARE!!!!!! Draco, You're on your own!!!" Snape ran out the compartment and ran out of the train at the next stop.
I looked at Lockhart. He was distracted by a light reflected on the ceiling.
I am stuck in a train with a Weirdo who won't stop singing and a scary guy in a white coat. This is making home seem like Heaven.
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"GET ME OUT OF THIS DAMN TRAIN!!!!" I screamed running out at the Platform Nine and Three Quarters.
"Was I being Annoying?" I heard Lockhart ask.
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"Draco darling dear!!!" Oh Great. Narcissa Malfoy. My mother. Has more Blonde Moments before Nine AM than most people do all day.
"Where's dad?" I asked.
"He's in terrible condition. He's on the couch at home..." her eyes were watering. "Come on, I'll apparate us home."
We apparated.
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What the hell are we doing in China?
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"Sorry! Wrong incantation!" She apologised.
See? What did I tell you.
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"Lucius Darling! Are you Okay?!?!" Narcissa called as we entered the living room. Dad was getting up from a couch.
"Lucius! Darling! Lie down! You're ill! You need to gather your strength!!!" Narcissa Mcstupid said pushing dad back on the couch.
"I'm fine!" He said getting up.
"No, you're not!" She pushed him down again. She had tears in her eyes.
Dad gave up.
"So... Draco. Go put your stuff upstairs. You get a free holiday." he said.
He noticed that I didn't look happy.
"What's your problem." he hissed.
"It's someone at school.... Never mind. Tell you later." I said quickly dragging my stuff upstairs.
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Why did I have to go back here? My father isn't ill. My mother is just being weird.
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"Hello Draco! How was school, I forgot to ask!" Narcissa asked.
"Why am I here?" I asked angrily.
"Because your father's ill!!!" She cried.
"No he isn't. I've just seen him and he's fine." I said.
"That's what you think!!.... Have you got any Green Jelly?" she said losing topic.
"What?!?" I asked.
"Sorry, I've just got a craving for Green Jelly!" She said.
Weird mother. Always something weird going on. ALWAYS. Last time I saw her, She was trying to fix up a Bird house in the Garden. Even though we have Bird repelling charms in the Garden.
"Back to the conversation of Green Jelly." Narcissa stupid woman said.
"We weren't talking about Jelly." I growled.
"I know, I just have a really big craving!" she said.
I am the owner of a weird mother.
I can't put up with her so I'm going downstairs. Father won't nutcase out on me for sure.
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"Hi Dad." I said sulkily.
"Hello Draco." he replied. Still on the couch. Mother is obviously giving him death threats.
"Why did you marry my mother?" I asked.
"..." He paused.
I looked at him expectantly.
"Well..." He looked as though he was thinking. If it were my mother, I'd be terrified.
I'd never have to put up with all this back at school. I don't know why I bothered coming home.
"I can't remember so I'll tell you later." he said.
I rolled my eyes.
"So, What were you going to tell me about this person at school?" he said slowly.
"Uh... Um... There's this girl." I said nervously.
"She better be within the Guidelines!!!" he snapped.
"What guidelines?" I asked.
"THE Guidelines!"
"I wasn't aware that there was such thing as THE guidelines."
"Stupid boy!"
"Please explain these Guidelines then." I gave up.
"The Guidelines are the rules you need to follow if you don't want to be put up for adoption!" he said.
I looked at him puzzled. He's starting to make less sense that Narcissa.
"The Rules! If you want a girl she needs to be these three things:
~Slytherin
~Pure-blood
And one of the most important...
~Blonde!!!" he barked.
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Hm... Does Charlotte fit the bill?
She's slytherin Certainly, She's usually going on about how Pureblood she is and... Her hair.. Hm... It's Strawberry blonde. That's close enough isn't it?
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"She's Three Quarters of that description!" I said stupidly.
"How can she be Three quarters?!?! I only said three things!!!" Father shouted.
"She's Slytherin, She's Pureblood but She's Strawberry Blonde." I said.
"Strawberry Blonde. Draco, As long as the word blonde is in there!!!" he shouted. Then he went off somewhere mumbling something about me being stupid.
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So, People. This is what I have to put up with. A Mother Madder than a Mongoose and Father who thinks I'm an idiot. How nice.
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Mongooses are like Ferrets aren't they?
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Brr... I don't like Ferrets!!!!
Ooh La de da. I'm having such a fun time with my parents. I have put a charm on the letter mum sent to me the other day. Which charm was it? It was either Diffendo or Incendio. I either ripped it or burnt it. Everyone remember that letter? It was the letter that has me on the brink of madness. I'll read you the remains of the letter:
"##arest D#a##,
#o#, It ## my #ad #ut# t# i#fo#m ##u #hat #o#r #at#er #s #ite i##. W# #a#e ##ked perm##s#on #rom Dumb##dore #o #a## ### #om#. Tom##### yo# s#o#ld #e ##ken ##me #y ##rse a#d Carr####.
F##m y#u# #other,
###cissa #alf##."
If you hadn't guessed, The dashes are Burn marks. Okay, So It was definitely incendio I used. Yup. Definitely. Totally 100%.
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Wait, Why do I care?
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"Draco, I'm going out somewhere. Keep an eye on your mother. She's been acting a bit odd recently." Father said, Leaving the mansion.
A BIT odd? Have you met this woman, for Gods sake?!?!?
"Draco dear, Can you call one of the doctors from St.Mungoes? I think I'm ill." Mother asked me.
"Anything to get rid of you." I said. Or I would have done if I could be bothered. Which I couldn't. I grabbed a quill and Parchment and started writing.
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Okay, Here's the result:
"Dear St.Mungos people.
My Mother Narcissa Malfoy(wife of Lucius Malfoy, The Guy who can fire you at will) complains of illness and so we need a doctor to see to her. Or if you want you can take her away. Yes, Please!!! Take her away! I'll pay you!!!
Your's Sincerely
Master Draco Malfoy"
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Now. Where's the owl?
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Owls are always neccisary when sending post so where is ours?
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Here it is. It was stuck up the Chimney. I have no idea WHY it was up the chimney. Knowing mother She Probably thought it was a sponge and was attempting to clean the chimney. Poor Eagor.
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"Now, Eagor, Take this to St.Mungos." I said attaching the letter to Eagors leg.
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Was sending that letter a good idea? They'll probably think I'm a nutcase now... Maybe I shouldn't have sent it....
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"EAGOR, COME BACK!!!" I shouted out the window. Too late. He had already gone. Damn.
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Irritated, Alone, Bored. I should write to someone. Maybe Charlotte. She'd care. Unlike all the weirdos here.
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Hm.... What do you think of this?
"Dear Charlotte,
I am not at school because my Mother is a nutcase. Please start a petition to get me out of here.
Yours Somethingingly Draco."
Okay, So it Isn't exactly J.K.Rowlingly Good Writing Standard at the moment but... I'm working on it....
Maybe I should send the letter I wrote to Charlotte. Well, The Letter I wrote for HER. The St.Mungos one I have already sent would be a little inapropriate. I think.
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Maybe I should just rewrite the letter...
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No. I'm Sick of writing letters. And Reading them. Even Burning them is getting annoying.
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Maybe I should do something Creative. Maybe I should Practice Quidditch? Or Hire a House Elf?
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Bah. I might as well go to bed.
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While we're in my Bedroom again, I suppose you want a tour....
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TOO BAD!!! GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM!!!
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Fine. Have a tour. To your left is a cupboard full junk to your right is a Wardrobe full of clothes. All of which look good on me. Straight ahead is my bed, It is four postered posh and cooler than anyone elses. There is also a lot of other stuff in here. Oi! Get your eyes off my stuff!! And behind you is a door.
Hnyung..... Z-z-z-z.... *Knock Knock* AHHH!!! What the hell? Oh, Front door. What time is it?
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Six O clock? Who the hell knocks on peoples doors at Six in the morning? It might be Narcissa. She Probably got locked outside. Even though she's been running between her room and the bathroom all night.
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"Draco! Would you answer that?!?!" Mother shouted.
"Why can't someone else do it?!?!" I shouted back.
"I don't feel well and your father is busy making plans for the Beauty Salon in the Garden!!!" She shouted.
I had to give in. So, Grumbling and Groaning I walked downstairs to answer the front door.
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I opened the door. A Guy in a White coat. He's probably here to take mother away to live in a cell with Gilderoy Lockhart.
"What are you here for?" I asked.
"I was asked to come here by your own hand." he said. I looked at my hand. I was never aware that it could talk. Maybe this guy is going to be Cell Mates with Gilders and Narciss.
"This letter." he said agitatedly.
"Oh."
"I was wondering if it were her or you or needed medical attention when I read this." he said.
I opened my mouth indignantly.
"Okay, Where is she?" he asked.
"Either in her Bedroom or a Bathroom." I said it as bluntly as possible. As there are Thirteen Bedrooms and Twenty Eight Bathrooms. God knows why.
"Thank you." He said going up the stairs.
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I will laugh SO much when he has been through all the bedrooms and Bathrooms looking for her.
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Damn. He found her first try. He must be one of those Pschyo Nutcases... Like Professor Trelawney.
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Here I am, sitting on the floor outside one of our Twenty Eight Bathrooms waiting to see what's up with Mother.
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Uh? He just said something but I didn't hear what. Whatever, It made Narcissa scream and pass out.
"What's up with her?" I asked angrily as Doctor dude stepped out.
"Having a Stuck up Brat like you as a son. Probably, But apart from that, She's Pregnant." he said as if it were no big deal.
"WHAT?!?!?!?" I shouted.
"When someone is pregnant it means they have a baby in them." He explained.
"I KNOW THAT!!! MAKE HER NOT PREGNANT! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A SPOILT BRAT AND I WANT TO REMAIN A SPOILT BRAT!!!" I shouted running to my Room.
"Draco dear, Could you get me a cup of tea?" Mother shouted weakly. She was obviously still half passed out.
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No MoTHER. I will not get you a cup of TEA. I will not even get you a CUP. You do not even DESERVE a cup. You deserve to have mud THROWN at you. Take THAT!!!
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She is so selfish. I bet she can't believe her own Selfishness. I bet she's pregnant just so it will easier to abandon me. She has the new kid then she'll forget I exist and have me sent to St.Mungos as a Guinea Pig. Very motherly... but I have plans of my own....
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Okay, So I haven't thought of the plans yet but you can't blame me.
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Now... How will I get revenge...? Poison? Fire Perhaps? Forget it.
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Yes, The Squiggles represent time change. It has been about Three days. I'm going back to Hogwarts!!! I can't wait to see all my friends again, I can't wait to be worshipped again, I can't wait to be sane again!!! I've been crossing off the days on the wall. It's come up to fifty two but that's because the days have been going so slowly and this house is driving me insane.
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"Come Draco! We've got to get you to School. I'll aparate you to Hogwarts." Father said agitatedly.
I grabbed my stuff as quickly as I could.
"When you get to school, You have to go right to the main hall. It'd be Breakfast time right now." he said.
I stood next to him and he started muttering encantations.
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Wow! An Aparation and I'm not in a foreign planet!!! Father is so many times cooler than Narciss Woman.
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Okay, I should just take my stuff up to the Dorm. Wait, I'll just aparate them up there, No one'll know.
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"Apparato Dorm!!!" I muttered to my wand.
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Um... Either the spell went wrong or Someone dropped a beach in the dorm. I'm on an island. God this is weird...
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Oh no!!! I'm turning into Narciss aren't I? NOO!!!!!!!!!!
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Okay, Maybe I'm not.
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Maybe my wand is partly deaf, Coz I mean how does Dorm sound at all like Beach???
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"Draco!!! What are you doing here?!?!" It's Charlotte! That's what I forgot that I missed!
"Eh? Where are we?" I asked.
"Dorm. Millicent's party popper spell went wrong. VERY wrong. Pansy is still trying to get all the sand out her mouth." she explained. She was waving her blonde hair for some reason.
"Was it a Welcome Back party for me... that you did a day early?" I asked.
Charlotte looked nervous. "Well... Not exactly." she shook her head. "It was an Oh-God-no-Draco's-coming-back party..."
"WHAT?!?!?" I shouted.
"Well, They were all glad you were gone because you're always mean to them." she said.
"As long as you didn't join in." I said.
"Well... I didn't want to but Pansy made me." She said nervously.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD!!!"
"I didn't want to.."
"Oh Lookit the pretty Birdies!!!" *Thud*
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Oh this is shaping up to be a really good week!!! What is the point? Maybe I should go to Durmstrang and never leave. EVER.
Hello again, It's been Four days since I got back from Loon Land. Honestly, I'm not sure if it was worth it coming back. Sure, I have Charlotte hanging off my ankle most of the time, which is a good thing. But she doesn't know I like her, today is the day I confess. Yeah, Valentines day.
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I got some chocolates and a Card so I'll give them to her today. She'll happily be my valentine!
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Allright. She's in the Girls dorm, most of the other girls have already gone to breakfast. I'm waiting untill I think the time is right.
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Do you think the time is right yet?
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I'm beginning to get cold feet about this.
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Maybe I should put socks on.
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Right. I'm ready. I will go see Charlotte. Hope she's awake.
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Here I go, I'm knocking on the door of the girls dorm.
"Coming!" she called. I heard her shuffling to the door.
She opened the door, Looking as beautiful as ever(even if her hair is sticking out in most unusual angles and she's half asleep).
"Hi Draco." She sniffed happily/wearily/sleepily.
"Hi! Happy Valentines day...!" I blushed giving her the chocolates and card.
"Thank you... That's very sweet... but..." she blushed quite angrily.
"What? Are you allergic to chocolate? I could have them for myself if you are?" I twittered quickly.
"Um... No, Chocolate's good. There's just one thing..." she said, she was staring at her feet through her fringe. Uh, Not a happy Hippogriff. Yuh.
"Yes?" I squeaked, about on the end of my tether.
"Well, Valentines day was a few days ago." she said.
"Well, You can't blame me, I was at home!!!" I said in my defence.
"Draco... It was Valentines day AFTER you got back." she hissed lightly.
"Ohhh." I blushed.
"I'll take the chocolates anyway. Thank you." she took the chocolates off me, went back in her dorm and slammed the door.
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I thought she had a crush on me? Atleast I GAVE her chocolates, What did I get? Nothing! Zilch! Nought!
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Hmph. Not fair. She could've ATLEAST given me one of those chocolates. I don't like this. I think I'd rather be turned into a ferret again... *shudders*
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What am I going to do all day? I'm the focus of neglect and rejection. Maybe I should go pick a fight with some gryfindors. That always makes me feel better.
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Hm. Verbally abusing Pothead isn't the same now I feel rejected.
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Punching him in the face isn't cutting it either. Maybe I should go sulk somewhere? Sulking usually makes me feel better.
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But then again, fighting Pothead, Measly and Muddy-Tiny-Brainer-Granger usually makes me feel on top of the world.
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I hate Rejection. Just hate it.
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Bah! Right now, Charlotte is probably enjoying her chocolates with her NEW boyfriend, laughing at how pathetic I am.
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I need to find her, I need to get her back. I'll do anything. Moan, whimper, Puppy Dog Eyes, Even Cry if I have to.
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I could bribe her?
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What would that achieve? She has almost everything already AND she has Chocolate!!! How I envy her!!!!
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Yeah, But I love her too...
Hm. I'm rather bored. It'll be dinner in a minute. But still, it won't be much fun because no one seems to like me. It's like the circle of life: I pick on them, They pick on me, I pick on Saint Potter and his band of merry morons, they pick on me, I pick on that cat by kicking it, That cat pounces on the mouse and finally that mouse bites me on the nose. It's a vicious cycle. Okay, So it may not be the circle of life, That's the one on the lion king. It's more like a circle of... Unfair punishment. Damn circle of unfair punishment... That mouse had sharp teeth.
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Now, I'll start making sense.
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Hrmph. Not fair. No one likes me at the moment and my nose hurts and I'm hungry.
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Here I am in the Not-so-great Hall. No one is talking to me. I don't understand why!!! It isn't fair. And it's out of the question that they're throwing me a birthday party because fact A)My birthday is in September and B)Everyone is looking at me as if I'm a cross between Voldemort/Grindelwald/My Father. I am not mister popular. Which is strange because I usually am mister popular. What the hell is up with everyone?!?! They've been weird since I got here after Super-Stuper Narciss dragged me home.
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"I'm going to common room. Bye." I said to Charlotte quietly.
"What? You haven't had any dinner yet!" she squeaked.
"I'm... I'm not hungry." I lied.
"Allright." she said reluctantly.
I sneaked off to the Common room.
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What am I going to do? No one likes me, I'm Starving and I'm alone. So, This is what it feels like to be eternally miserable.
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Did I get in a fight with anyone who could curse me? Maybe it was Pothead or Measley.. But then again, They couldn't even curse their own shoelaces. Why isn't anything going right?
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I Really Hate Everything!!!!!!!
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Oh great. Someone is coming to wallow in self pity with me!!! They better wallow quietly or else I'll curse their head in. And what I don't think the Green Carpet needs is Brains smeared over it.
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Maybe I should curse my own brains out. It would make things a whole lot better and I wouldn't have to put up with popularity issues. No one would really miss me... Narciss is going to care too much about Narciss Junior by the time it's born, I don't think Father liked me anyway, Potter and his thicky twit friends would think that Christmas has come early, The other slytherins will probably throw a "Wahoo, He can stop being mean" Party and Charlotte... Well... She'd probably find someone else... Probably Professor Snape. So Basically... no one cares. No one loves poor little Draco.
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*singing* All by myself... Don't wanna be all by myself... Anymore...
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I'm miserable, Don't mock me.
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Where'd all this angst come from? Only a few weeks ago I was saying how I laughed in the face of angst and now... I'm a angst filled Heap on the floor... Well... Angst filled heap huddled up on the couch hugging a cushion.
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Oh yeah, I forgot to look into who else was wallowing in self pity... Well, They've gone so I'll guess it was someone who left their chocolate frogs on the bedside table. ::sigh:: I wish I had a chocolate frog on me now. Atleast then I'd have a friend. Although, I would look quite pathetic, "Hello Mr Froggie! Tea Mister Froggie?" Pah... Miserable.
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Maybe I should find something productive to do?
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Why do I always say that when I'm upset? I always end up doing nothing anyway! This is really annoying!!!! I think I will find something productive to do... Like play Peeves-Baiting!!!!!! GRAR!!!! So annoyed and upset and Grar some more.
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That's it. I'm going to bed before I come up with another clever idea to get myself killed or even worse MORE MISERABLE THAN I AM!!!
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Blah. Miserable. Miserable. Miserable.
Hello. How are you? I'm Depressed.
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Also, I'm alone. Except for someone who came in earlier. But they went.
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Someone's coming. They sound upset.
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Oh god. It's Charlotte. I hope she's okay.
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"Charlotte?" I called.
"Yeah... What is it?" she replied sounding sniffly.
"You okay?" I asked.
"The main question is are YOU okay?" She asked looking me in the eye.
"Yeah... Why?" I asked.
"Well, You told me you weren't hungry when you had only been complaining of starvation five minutes before." she said.
"Well...I felt a bit feverish.." I lied.
She put her hand on my forehead.
"You don't feel feverish." She was beginning to look ultra concerned.
"Yeah... Um... I lay down and it made me feel better." I lied some more.
She stayed silent.
"Anything else?" I sniffed.
She stayed silent again.
"Are you sure YOU're okay?" I asked.
"Why are you lying to me?!?" She suddenly snapped. I fell off the sofa with surprise.
"Why... Why do you say that?"
"I'm not stupid, Draco... You're depressed aren't you? You left dinner because you are depressed, You wanted to get away from everyone else to cry didn't you?" she insisted. Sometimes I think she actually LISTENS in Trelawneys classes.
"I didn't cry..." I said. My eyes started watering. No, Mustn't cry. I am DRACO MALFOY. Hear that... D-R-A-C-O M-A-L-F-O-Y!!! Draco Malfoy doesn't cry except when he get's turned into a Ferret. But I suppose this may be as bad as being turned into a ferret.
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"Aw! Draco, Don't cry!!! I didn't mean to upset you!!!" she said hugging me.
"I'm not crying," I cried. "I just have something in my eye..." Wow. I've known dead stuff better at Lying than you, Draco.
"Tissue?" she offered. She seems to think that everything can be solved by giving you a tissue.
"Thank you." I sniffed taking a tissue.
"You aren't upset because I like you are you? You can tell me if it is..." she said gloomily.
"No... It's nothing like that!!!" Oh yeah. Did I forget to mention that I still haven't told her that I like her?
"Well?"
"It's just that you are the only person who DOES like me." I said.
"I like you like you though. Not just like you." she blushed.
"Well... You're still the only person who likes me AT ALL." I sighed.
"Hm... Maybe if you were NICER to people. That might get you in their good books." she said.
"Nicer? I'm nice to everyone!!" Again with the unbelievable lies.
"Well... You're nice to SOME People." She said.
"Who?"
"Um... Me?" she said unsure.
"How am I mean to people?" I inquired.
"Well... I'm not being mean or anything but you sort of treat Vince and Greg as if they aren't people. Remember that they are people too, even if they are a bit on the thick side." Oh god. She's turning Sainty on me.
"Anyone else?" I asked irritatedly.
"Well, Now you come to mention it... You usually treat Pansy and Millicent as though they are hideous Monsters." she said.
"Well... I suppose I sort of do..."
"You use everyone in Gryfindor as punchbags." She said.
"Allright!!! I get the message!!! I'm not a very nice person!!! If I'm so awfull then why do you like me?" I shouted.
"Because, You aren't awfull!" she shouted shutting herself into the girls dorm.
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Damn. Big Damn. Oh well. Maybe I should go to bed anyway.
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Here we are. Dorm. I'm in my pyjamas. They are an expensive shade of green, Expensive fabric, Generally expensive. So, Yeah, I'm expensive.
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Goodnight everything. Hopefully tommorow will be less awfull than today.