Okay, so yesterday I actually got to hand out food samples which meant that I was everyone's best friend for, oh, about two minutes. Not to mention that I was spreading three kinds of awesome cheeses on crackers, so people were getting, like, orgasmic over the food. No, seriously. They were. Never seen so many people get so excited over cheese. ( Read more... )

Tom Brady wishes he had half the class that Brett Favre does.

Suck it, what?

Ugh, so ... I should've supposed that there are downfalls to working for a temp agency and I think I've hit my first one. Tomorrow, at a wretchedly early hour (on a Saturday, no less), I get to get my happy ass up and head over to Sam's Club where I will be ... wait for it ... doing "food preparation". Yes, I will be that terribly unhappy looking ( Read more... )

Tom Brady can suck it.

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I really wish they would stop cutting to the Bengal's coach. He's this totally cute old man and it's making me feel bad when the Ravens do well. And I shouldn't feel bad when the Ravens do well ... I should rejoice. Not that I have a strong loyalty towards the Ravens or anything. I'm really only rooting for them because I think the Bengals' jerseys ( Read more... )

Football season is here. My life once again has meaning. Oh, and the Colts own you.

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BEST. COMMERICAL. EVER.

Lastly, the Giants versus the Cowboys tonight - IT'S ON.