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missjigsaw23

....Well....

Feb 27, 2011 02:08

When you hear a clicking noise, glance down, swear you see a giant fucking centipede crawling on the underside of your laptop, and immediately proceed to flail in a mad rush to get the fuck away only to realize a second later that the clicking noise was a fan, and there is no centipede and you've just worked yourself into a full-on panic of heart ( Read more... )

i am afraid of the dark actually, nonsense things, shit no one cares about, fuck this shit, i'm not paranoi- what was that!?, i are a genius

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kansascshuffle February 27 2011, 11:32:19 UTC

OH MY GOD I think I'd die of DO NOT WANT, TAKE IT AWAAAAAY.

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missjigsaw23 February 27 2011, 16:26:55 UTC

At least the spider was real XD I freaked the fuck out over nothing... S'what I get for being up at 3 am, after reading about creepy ass bugs

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missjigsaw23 February 27 2011, 16:39:19 UTC

That sounds like me XD I went through several months where I could barely go a day without getting a spider on me (one dropped on me from the roof of the frigging mall) and after that, I got SO paranoid over spiders.... anything so much as brushed my skin and I couldn't see what it was, it was obviously another spider out to get me....

My sister had fun with it, because all she had to say to make me freak was "there's a spider on you"... Unfortunately, I got tired of there not being anything there, and then there WAS a spider on me -_-

the only bugs that make me panic are spiders, scorpions, and centipedes/millipedes

dragonrose36 February 27 2011, 18:35:58 UTC

Eh, centipedes are nothing, I used to handle those all the time back in Oregon. You wanna see me run screaming like a little girl, show me a horde of mosquitoes or cockroaches.

missjigsaw23 February 27 2011, 18:49:56 UTC

The little ones don't make me scream and run... they creep me out, but not that badly... No, what my sleep-deprived brain conjured up was one of those foot long bastards with the giant frigging fangs...

....one of these:

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dragonrose36 February 27 2011, 19:31:00 UTC

They do look evil, and if I were to find one unexpectedly crawling up my leg I'd probably flip out and start yelling getitoffgetitoffgetitoff, but I'm still much more afraid of mosquitoes. At least I'm not my baby sister: she's afraid of butterflies. Butterflies.

missjigsaw23 February 27 2011, 19:37:21 UTC

Butterflies? Geez XD.... At least the bugs that make me freak will bite/sting you... Butterflies are like... the most harmless bug I can think of aside from maybe roly-polies (..pillbugs, I think is the real name) or earth worms.... And lady bugs

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