His phone is a Blackberry Storm 9500. If you feel like snooping on his phone don't bother, he syncs it every night with his laptop and erases the data on the actual phone. (Which means you would have to get near it during the day and it never leaves his side)

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Since Minato and Madara are fighting and he has no idea why really he had to change his plans for his birthday present. Instead of what Minato so kindly suggested for him to give him *cough*blowjob*cough* he has instead left an unmarked card in his locker that just has the standard generic birthday greeting in it with $200 inside ( Read more... )

Now that everything has quietened down once again, this is the perfect opportunity to place all floor staff through training ( Read more... )

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Hung over means no reason to slack off.

Welcome to the New Year.

( Christmas Crap and Bored )

Being that Christmas is coming upon us, there are certain elements of life I should be thankful for. So much that I will list them with bullet points.

• Pop rocks
• Power
• A strong throwing arm
• Silence
• Having an office so no one will see me in that ridiculous outfit.

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To further promote the advertising with the store over the Christmas holiday, we will have a Santa for hire in the store so the younger patrons can sit on his knees and tell him whatever children tell the man in the red suit.

A reminder as usual to be calm and patient with the children during this time that is only optional however, and to ( Read more... )

Congratulations to the brave lucky people who steps forth and put their name down to be staring in Konoha Mart's first televised commercial.

The people who will be staring in it are:

○ Naruto
○ Minato
○ Haku

Your schedules have been rearranged to clear Monday to Wednesday for filming. More information and legal papers will be forwarded by Sunday

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After the negativity of this, you all need to watch and pay more attention to famous underage Japanese stars that ridicule themselves on national television. For those attending school, you can have the satisfaction that only your peers will taunt you for festive joy.

Also, we will need a couple of volunteers to reach the state level of [ ( Read more... )

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Obviously, none of you have paid attention on how to conduct basic cleaning. This is costing us money in having to hire professionals. Please implement this during you working day especially the people in the food sections.

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I think I know how you got your interviewing techniques now.

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