The Wonderful World of the Workplace

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One of the many people who we call a "boss" called us into the office today (us being me and my two coworkers.) He was on a tirade about how we "have to stop acting like children" and how "the lateness has to stop, being at the door two minutes before it's time to leave has to stop." This that and the other thing. Then he drops a whopper: "No

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[sashawren]

Can I please kill Tim? Please?! I love you sweetie! Hugs!

[drchase]

Killing is bad...

...and should be left to the professionals.

[ferenczy]

I offer my services at a low and affordable price, for a professional and quiet removal of most problems. Heh heh.

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Jean Reno?

[harleen]

I thought the bosses at my job had some ridiculous rules...

I hope it gets better, or that you find something else....

[ferenczy]

Your boss is fuckin' wanker... ^.^;;

One quick bladehand to his throat and poof... Someone'll get a promotion. *snickering happily*

"Hi!"
"Leave me alone."
"Mmmhmm. Okay. Oh hey, buddy, wait. Got the time?"
"Ugh... Yeah... it's *gwarck*...*thump*"
"...squiiiiishy squish..."

[drchase]

I've never really known what it's like to have a "boss".