Apparently most of you have already seen this first one. But I hadn't, and I feel the need to point out that I found it to be mildly traumatising. It's possible that hellypickles should steer well clear.

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The other news is that the New Zealand phone network has decided to connect me to any random number that isn't my parents whenever I attempt to phone said ( Read more... )

Today I have been in a shit mood. First I stared at my ceiling for three hours hating everything in existence, then I lost leave of my sense long enough to find myself watching the rugby, and now I am clicking on random links and cleaning up my bloglines account ( Read more... )

Free internet in Singapore airport! (I am alive and well.)

Chocolate biscuits save all! (I slept through the onflight meal and woke up hungry.)

Rubbish movies provide exactly the right kind of entertainment! <3 (hellypickles was right about Resident Evil: Extinction ( Read more... )

"Cow 551. Come in, cow 551. Do you receive? Are. You. Listening. Cow 551 ( Read more... )

Alive and well, in fact. Bloody death from falling out the air avoided. Arrival in Auckland success ( Read more... )

My family cracks me up so bad ( Read more... )

So I was walking home, just left the math building, doing up my jacket and wrapping my scarf around my neck ( Read more... )

So today I arrived an hour early for my first lecture of the semester. This was not intentional enthusiasm on my part.

I, er, forgot that in between 9am and 11am there was in fact a 10am lurking somewhere.

I'm so very confused.

Apparently, I'm 5th in my class. I should probably find this reassuring, and begin to have some kind of faith that I do not, in fact, need to imminently ready myself for impending (and spectacular) failure. There are many reasons why I lack this faith, however. To scratch but the surface, I here vent Issue of Undetermined Severity and Roiling Panic ( Read more... )

Ahem. custardlantern.