Alive and well and on solid ground. Experiencing a dark and stormy night. Better update when I'm actually awake.

"Cow 551. Come in, cow 551. Do you receive? Are. You. Listening. Cow 551 ( Read more... )

Alive and well, in fact. Bloody death from falling out the air avoided. Arrival in Auckland success ( Read more... )

Have arrived in Auckland safe yet exhausted. No screaming children murdered horribly, due to excessive restaint on my part.

I have smoothie. Life is good.

Not sure when I'll next be online, as computer here is virus ridden and stuck on dial up.

Merry Christmas if I don't make it on to speak again. Have a good one. X.

Have arrived unscathed in Auckland.

Fun times. 33 hours of travel. Suspect travel is merely a myth, is possible I just spent 33 hours in a cave fasting and talking to strange people wearing robes instead. Relocation a result of rituals and chanting? Possible.