Quick, someone make an offering to Hestia in my name, please!

This morning, I:

- made and cleaned up from a full fry-up breakfast
- disassembled and cleaned out the toaster oven
- scrubbed down the microwave
- tackled the laundry

Coming up:

- food prep for tomorrow's Tea Day,

Send help! She's trying to kill me with domesticity!

So, I'm thinking of quitting my job to become a hand model. Wonder what sort of jobs I'd get! NSFW Link!

My son and I tagged along with wordplay and chromodynamics and their offspring to see the next-to-last performance of Super Claudio Brothers, which won Best Musical in this year's Capital Fringe Festival.

And I got a lap dance from an 300-lb evil purple platypus.

How was your day?

So, I'm chilling in front of the TV, playing a little Facebook game called Word Challenge.

They give you six letters and you have to make up as many 3-letter or more (valid) words before time runs out. When you get the six-letter word you get extra time.

( Look at what my six letter word was! )

1) Birthday greetings to your queen. I know Hillary sent them on our behalf a week early, but I thought I'd say it again. Also, it's kind of sneaky to have your real birthday in April and then a big official celebration two months later. I think she's looking to score extra gifts ( Read more... )

Oh, the French rugby team have upset IrelandEngland to win the Six Nations title! (first news report I read said Ireland)

I have no idea what that means, but we can all hope it leads to more naked French rugby players.

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I know some of you are celebrating Imbolc this weekend. And some of you, like me, are digging out from the snow. And still some more are just dealing with the cold ( Read more... )

1. The epic battles of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

In candy.

The Battle of Helm's Deep

The Battle of Pelennor Fields

The Mines of Moria

I am getting a major urge to re-read LotR now. Also, to eat gumdrops.

2. Doctor Who Bingo Cards Winner gets a new Doctor!

3. Patrick Stewart has been knighted!

I'm not saying that I agree with everything the Catholic Church does (and, yeah, that probably makes me a bad Catholic), but every once in a while they do something right.

The Vatican Says The Simpsons are Okely Dokely.