Introduction to Paradise // Action and Video

[missaccuracy]

[The tall Australian mercenary opened her eyes slowly but wasn't looking at anything in particular. She rubbed at her eyes, with hopes of rubbing away a dull headache. She took a deep breath, trying to remember if this headache was due to a respawn, or due to having a party because she was being transferred out of her post in the Industrial well.

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[video]

[hasstandards]

[What is it with all these new people on the phones today? At least this one sounds more like a winner than the rest, given her voice alone. Is that an Aussie he heard?]

I suppose you're new, too. Been a lot of you lately.

Re: [video]

[missaccuracy]

[At the responce she scratched the back of her head a little]

All depends on what'cha mean by new. So, y'one of th'doctor's here? 'Cause t'be honest, dunno why I'm here, where ever here is.

Wait, lot of me? What'cha on about?

[video]

[hasstandards]

New people. New to Paradise. Been several of them pop up on the communicators today.

Re: [video]

[missaccuracy]

Oh, so this is paradise, ay?

[She looks around room again]

Y'd think it'd look more interestin'. So, what's this then? Not that this is the first time I've woken up somewhere, where I didn't know where I was... But I think a little warnin' I'd be comin' would be nice.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Hn. G'day mate.

Yer th' first t' get this thing workin' on th' first try. Right on ya.

[missaccuracy]

Thanks, luv. Wouldn't put it past bein' a fluke, but.

Y'wouldn't happen t'know why I've woken up in an empty hospital room, would'cha?

[bye_to_yer_head]

Happens t' th' best of us. That's jus 'what happens in this place. Hell if I know.

[missaccuracy]

If y'ever wondered if welcomin' party should be part of y'skills. Let m'tell y'know, y'shit at makin' a girl feel welcome.

Would it b'safe t'assume y'were where I am in th'past?

[Everyone at the hospital gets Spy-Action of the PG variety]

[meettheknife]

[He stalks through the hallway in which the Sniper's room is located.

He's seen enough today. He's ready to get out of this hospital and go back to bed. He strides past the door, just barely catching a flash of blue in the corner of his eye.

No. You don't need to look. It was just a curtain. Why are you walking backward? It was a curtain.

He peeks his head in the door and greets the other with a mortified expression.]

Re: [Everyone at the hospital gets Spy-Action of the PG variety]

[missaccuracy]

[Has yet to actually notice the RED Spy in her door way, as she too busy being facinated by the little hand held device, clearly finding it facinating]

[meettheknife]

[Aaaand he craves attention, so he clears his throat.]

[missaccuracy]

[Hearing the noise she looks up slowly from the device and looks at the RED Spy, then gives him an appraising look]

And what have I done wrong t'get a spy instead of a doctor?

[Casually she looks around the room, seeing if there's something more than a hat to defend herself. This was a RED, not a BLU after all from the look of his clothes]

[Text]

[notintehkitchen]

[AUSTRALIAN DETECTED.]

Don't tell me you are what I think you are.

Re: [Text]

[missaccuracy]

[Raise her eyebrow at the text]

well, if you think i am a giraffe you are wrong.

[ smirking she sent the text back. She had no way of knowing what they thought she was, so she might as well have a bit of a laugh with it.]

[Text]

[notintehkitchen]

Both Australians who are here so far go by the name Sniper. I get the strangest feeling you're one as well.

[Text]

[missaccuracy]

[she scratched her check and leant back against the bed before working on typing her reply]

hows my bein australian mean im meant to be a sniper
its like saying all americans like nascar or something

[She hit send, frowning that she didn't know how to put in punctuation the messages just yet.]

[Video]

[precursor_dax]

[Daxter pops onscreen with an appreciative whistle.]

Afternoon cutie. You new ta Paradise?

Re: [Video]

[missaccuracy]

[She stares at the screen a little disbelievingly, not sure if the animal on screen was real or a puppet maybe? RED had warned her about talking animals, sure. Didn't mean she was prepared to meet one just yet]

Uh... Cutie? Wait? Are ya an otter?

[She narrowed he eyes at the screeen as if that would change how he looked]

Yeah, I guess I am? Just kinda woke up in this hospital room.

[Why was she talking to a seemingly sentiant otter?]

[Video]

[precursor_dax]

Ottsel. Yer close.

[He pretends not to notice her overall reaction, because she's attractive, and he'd be pissed all the time if he got bent out of shape every time someone reacted like he was an alien.]

Hope ya aren't plannin' ta move in there. There's better stuff ta do here.

Re: [Video]

[missaccuracy]

Pretzle? ... Right.

[she brushes her hair behind her ear. She was warned about these things after all]

Well, can't say this room's amusin' enough t'stay here. What kinda stuff's there t'do about here?