Introduction to Paradise // Action and Video

[missaccuracy]

[The tall Australian mercenary opened her eyes slowly but wasn't looking at anything in particular. She rubbed at her eyes, with hopes of rubbing away a dull headache. She took a deep breath, trying to remember if this headache was due to a respawn, or due to having a party because she was being transferred out of her post in the Industrial well.

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[notintehkitchen]

[AUSTRALIAN DETECTED.]

Don't tell me you are what I think you are.

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[missaccuracy]

[Raise her eyebrow at the text]

well, if you think i am a giraffe you are wrong.

[ smirking she sent the text back. She had no way of knowing what they thought she was, so she might as well have a bit of a laugh with it.]

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[notintehkitchen]

Both Australians who are here so far go by the name Sniper. I get the strangest feeling you're one as well.

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[missaccuracy]

[she scratched her check and leant back against the bed before working on typing her reply]

hows my bein australian mean im meant to be a sniper
its like saying all americans like nascar or something

[She hit send, frowning that she didn't know how to put in punctuation the messages just yet.]

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[notintehkitchen]

Not all Americans like Nascar, I'm pretty sure that's only a Southern hobby.

[There goes Pyro, missing the point entirely to stick up for her beloved adopted nation she wished she was originally from.]

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[missaccuracy]

[She couldn't help but shake her head]

Is this person f'real?

[she taps at the screen]

kind of the point i was making there being australian doesn't mean im a sniper
i am a sniper but thats not the point

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[notintehkitchen]

I assure you I'm very real. Ask any of the REDs or the fellow BLU here.

Do me a favor and don't hurt anyone here unless it's absolutely necessary.

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[missaccuracy]

ill take your word for that.
dont worry i wont ive already been told theres no respawn but then i dont seem to have a contract here so i dont need to hurt anyone

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[notintehkitchen]

Great! Then perhaps we can get along!?

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[missaccuracy]

sounds good to me never did like having to be against oter teams