Dear HP crap - er, I mean, crack - crew ( Read more... )

Yes, we know. Your crazy, ex-convict, wealthy father paid for the best tutors he could hire and saw to certain aspects of your education personally when you were old enough and you're a super speshul snowflake, accepted into Harvard at 14. Apparently, Harvard will let you in if you pay them enough, even if they would never in a million years want ( Read more... )