Part of the ordination process for the Methodist Church involves getting a psychological evaluation. I was a bit nervous the night before. What if the test could see through my facade of "keeping it together"? What if I really DO have some sort of psychosis, as I'd always feared?

"Will you still marry me if i'm schizophrenic," I ask Roddy that night ( Read more... )

I am well into my second week on the job at a little methodist church in mooresville ( Read more... )

Last week I had a little bout with seasonal allergies - it was annoying, but nothing a few hits of afrin couldn't handle.

My mom has made me super-paranoid about afrin though. She assures me that i will become addicted if i take hits for more than three consecutive days.

I am terrified of addictions - not coffee (obviously) or even cigarettes (as i ( Read more... )

we will be referring to TB as TFH (the future husband), as this weekend we became officially engaged. Prior to Saturday, we had already been planning the wedding. I had a dress, we were trying to find a site and even spent Saturday morning meeting with photographers. But no ring ( Read more... )

Just now, when I ran out of toilet paper, it took me a minute to remember where I had stashed the large barrel of TP I bought a few weeks ago ( Read more... )

or No Deal ( Read more... )

I am fairly confident when I say that one of those houses they throw up in a week on Extreme Home Makeover is going to come crashing to the ground. I realize that they have a zillion people working on them and it's TV, but no house can go from nothing to finished in a week, without some serious flaws ( Read more... )

I have no business updating right now, as i am in the midst of THE WEEK TO END ALL WEEKS. (Picture it: Two papers, one test and a big dose of PMS to top it all off). But, whatever, I need a break ( Read more... )

This morning I was able to tie in a quote from "When Harry Met Sally" to a paper I'm writing for Old Testament ( Read more... )

Yesterday I found out that a student in the div school was fired from a church job because they found out he was gay. To add insult to injury, the school sent a letter of apology to the church. ie...Sorry we didn't tell you he was gay ( Read more... )