It's going to be 105 degrees in Austin today.

AT LEAST

bwahahahahahahahahahaha Snow Miser where is your "White Christmas" now?!

Puny humans! I have sat patiently for years, as they puffed their smoke into me, making me stronger, empowering me to wreak my vengenance upon them for their dirty habits, their ignorance, their destructive actions, costing millions, & now it is beautiful to see them reeling & afraid, as the results of their own behavior come back to haunt them ( Read more... )

I'm really tired of my brother pickin on me. I don't know why he won't just let me have a single day this September that's under 90 degrees in Texas. Under 90! It's not like I'm askin for a snowstorm or anything! I think he's still mad about that blizzard I brought there on Christmas day last year. But I mean jeez, it was Christmas ( Read more... )

Sheesh! It sure is HOT here in TEXAS during the SUMMERTIME