[crackfic] It Happened Around July 2006...
Title: It Happened Around July 2006...
Pairings: Akame
Genre: crack (is supposed to be crack)
Rating: PG-13 (imo. Some people who have read my fic tell me it's R, but I'm still like 'HUH? Are you kidding me?? This fic is SAFE!')
Summary: Jin is angry and he makes Kame say something he should not have said. Jin threatens Kame with something he got from a convinience store... As to how he got it, that's a different story. But it works.
It Happened Around July 2006…
“Kamenashi!!!!!”
Kame who was reading the latest issue of Popolo looks up when he hears Jin’s angry voice coming through the opened door to the dressing room. He wonders about what might have happened again. Whenever Jin calls him ‘Kamenashi’ in private it always means trouble for him. Jin seems to be upset about something. Again.
Kame rustles briefly through his hair and asks Jin, who is rushing in through the door and is appearing as outraged as Kame predicted, collectedly: “What happened?”
Without saying a word and only giving Kame an angry glance, Jin takes up two big steps to him and tosses a magazine hard on the table. It is the same issue of the Popolo magazine Kame is holding in his hands.
A puzzled Kame eyes Jin, but the older man has his arms crossed and refuses looking at him directly. A moment of awkward silence passes by. However, soon Jin interrupts it by suddenly grabbing the magazine, flipping it to a certain page and holding it under Kame’s nose. Without an explanation Jin simply demands: “Read!!”
Kame takes the magazine Jin is holding out and notices that it is opened to the pages with the interview they did on what they think about the other members. Again, Kame stares at Jin in confusion after having examined the whole two pages and not having found anything suspicious about them: “What is the matter?”
“Don’t pretend like you don’t know!”
“What if I told you that I really have no clue what you’re talking about?”
“There!”
Jin points at the corner with the question ‘Who is the sexiest member in KAT-TUN?’ and says furiously: “You chose Nakamaru as the sexiest man!! And accidentally you chose him for the same reason as I did! What is your intention, Kamenashi?!”
Kame’s heart sank like a heavy stone when hearing Jin saying these words. He bites hard on his lips. Sure, they just made up to each other again not long ago, but he did not expect Jin to be this offended about a little bit of Akame here and there in public. Besides, he gave the answer without knowing what Jin would say, so it was really pure coincidence and Jin should know that… They are similar to each other on some weird levels. But Jin is standing here, blaming him and asking him what his intentions are… Kame feels misunderstood and the more he sees Jin’s I-am-the-victim face expression the more anger he senses boiling inside him. He felt happy when he noticed that twist of fate in the small corner of the magazine, but Jin was obviously disturbed by it.
This time around Kame glances stubbornly back at Jin.
“So what?”
“Why did you name him?”
“Jin, what are you upset about anyway?? You named him as well, didn’t you? You have even said that to me just now. This means that you agree with me, don’t you?”
“No! Well, yes, sort of, but NO! That’s so not the point! At least I mentioned that I named him only because he wore nothing beneath his jacket that day!”
“Jin, if you had been able to read correctly you would have seen that I said the same thing for the reason why I chose Maru!”
“But you made it sound like you think that he’s always hot or something!”
“Because Maru is hot!”
“What, hotter than me??”
“Yes! Maru's hot, you're NOT!!”
Gritting his teeth Jin whispers:
“Say that again.”
“MARU'S HOT, YOU'RE NOT!!”
“OH REALLY!?? You just said that he is hot and I'm not hot at all??!”
“Yes, I did! I’m going to say it again!!!!!"
“You’re going to regret it!!”
“Make me!!!”
“Yes, you will, because I’m going to set up THIS new rule!!”
While talking Jin takes out a sign from the inner pocket of his newly bought dark-brown leather jacket and waves it triumphantly in front of Kame.
“JIN! Don’t move. I can’t even see what it is supposed to be!”
“Gosh.” Jin quits waving. “Stop being such a bitch!”
“YOU are the one to tell ME!!”
Jin mumbles quietly: “Except being mine…”
But Kame did not hear him muttering because he was too busy examining the sign. He points at it.
“Eh… What does it mean?”
“What? You don’t get it?” Jin looks at Kame in disbelief: “OK… Lemme give you a BIG hint! How do you play a trumpet??”
“Is that a trick question? … … … You… blow into it…?”
“Exactly! No blowing for you!”
Another moment of silence sets in.
“… … You… You don’t mean it!”
“Of course I do!” Jin swerves and walks away after announcing his fatal future actions.
“Wait, wait Jin! Ok ok ok…” Kame tries to pull himself together: “So, what do you want me to do to make you change your mind?”
“Hm. Lemme think…” Jin walks slowly back to the table while pretending to be twirling on an imaginary moustache with his right hand. He glares at Kame and after a short while he shows three of his fingers to him. “Only under three conditions!”
“Three…”
“So. Firstly, you have to accompany me to go shopping and pay for everything I buy~”
“What?! Jin-” Kame shuts up after Jin swirls the sign carelessly around his fingers.
Jin smiles and continues: “Secondly, you have to say that I - Akanishi Jin - am the sexiest man next time! You got that?!”
“OK OK… Eh? No, don’t tell me that this is what you were upset about…”
“This is NOT the point here!” says Jin blushing.
“But… it means that you weren’t upset about the fact that we both showed mutual understanding in the interview but because you were jealous since I named Nakamaru as the sexiest man?”
“THIRDLY!”
Not being able to hold back his relieved and amused state of mind Kame grins at Jin. It looks like he misunderstood him. Kame thinks that whatever was coming as the third condition he would do it ---
“Tonight, you have to swallow it all.”
Kame’s mouth drops open: “WHAT? Jin. NO! You know I don’t like the taste…”
“The sign~”
“Wait wait! I… ohm… Wait… …I’ll do it, ok?!”
“OK~” says Jin contented. “Let’s go, Kame. The photo shooting is about to start in a few minutes time.”
Jin jumps out of the room humming a jolly tune. Kame follows him gloomily. Just now he learned not to underestimate Bakanishi. But Bakanishi should not underestimate him neither. Or he shall not be called Kamenashi Kazuya.
“You’re going to regret this…” He hisses quietly under his breath and cannot help but smirk at the thought of what he is planning on doing.
The End
Paddy: To be continued???? Me: No. Paddy: Then I’ll do it. Me: … … … (laughs) OK. Both: ROFL
A/N: OK, so this fic was done for saihara's icon crackfic challenge... and since saihara never answered to my question *poke* I'll just add this fic the way I like it.
I'm not really sure about the time... I remember reading Popolo and coming across this corner when Kame AND Jin both said that Nakama was the sexiest member because he came to work wearing nothing underneath his jacket... That made my little fangirl heart jump up in joy. lol And seeing saihara's icon with Nakama wearing a shirt exposing his chest and with the slogan: 'Maru's hot you're not', I died. XD
And because I am photoshop-obsessed and I had nothing to do in China at 2 am in the morning, I made these pics:
First pic: Jin bought a lot of... ohm... STUFF in the convinience store and received the SIGN as a present. He actually understood what the saleswoman was telling him.
This pic is the definite proof that he already was in posession of the sign when they were shooting Gokusen.
This pic is what I call "Kame's Revenge" and it's definitely my fav. WHY? JUST TAKE A LOOK AT JIN!! XDDD
Uhm. Yeah. It's crazy but it's fun to torture Jin. And the story concerning the "no blowing" sign is - again - a completely different one... ... ...