JULY 13 2007

Guess.

Yeah, that's right.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix!

I managed to find a forum topic of awesomely hilarious things to shout out when watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.  Here's the list of the top ten best ones:

When Mad-Eye Moody and his funky eyepatched magical eye come on screen, promptly start singing the Spongebob song: "Are you ready kids?""Aye-aye, captain!""I can't hear you!""Aye-aye ( Read more... )

My temp is only around 100.  My throat hurts.  When I cough, I lose all my breath, and if I cough three or four times in a row I'll find myself twitching around on the ground, gasping for breath and coughing still.  I can barely speak.  If I can speak, I say one word, cough heavily, and then continue talking.  Once I pause in my speech, I cough ( Read more... )

BBB is over!  Insert lacrosse ( Read more... )

I just ate a chocolate muffin even though we have no milk in the fridge.  So now I'm terribly thirsty, but one cannot drink water with chocolate.  And my brother and his girlfriend arrived while I was eating and demanded to know where the muffins were.  There are no more muffins now ( Read more... )

All right, who the hell is quarterpastanhour?

*jumps on bandwagon*  http://kevan.org/johari?name=MirthQueen

Chuck Norris tried out for the Brunswick hockey team, but didn't make it.

I want to do something cool this vacation.

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What smells like sour milk?

Loudermilk!

What smells like sour milk!?

LOUDERMILK!

I love hockey.

So, Mrs. Sherman gave us awesome vocab, including the Spanish word for "club", which is "club", which is pronounced "cloooob."  "Vamos al club" means "Let's go clubbing."

So, I was watching TV, and there was this commercial featuring a giant onion.  And ( Read more... )