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What smells like sour milk?
Loudermilk!
What smells like sour milk!?
LOUDERMILK!
I love hockey.
So, Mrs. Sherman gave us awesome vocab, including the Spanish word for "club", which is "club", which is pronounced "cloooob." "Vamos al club" means "Let's go clubbing."
So, I was watching TV, and there was this commercial featuring a giant onion. And he was afraid because there was a commercial his personal TV in his living room for breath mints or something, and then he got this phone call where the voice said, "Deadonionsayswhat!" and the onion says "What?" and the voice laughs and hangs up, and the onion is absolutely terrified.
So, I was researching my history project about the Netherlands in the 1600's, and there was a link that Google brought up that read "Sex, Drugs, and Jewish History."
Sorry about all this. Just felt like sharing.