Title Irrational Exuberance
Author landofthekwt
Rating PG-13
Prompt Reason (Miroku/Sango Fics)
Word Count 250
AU
Genre Cosplay
Warning none
Summary Cosplaying can be hazardous to your health
She wasn’t sure how her friends talked her into performing a skit at the Anime Convention. Especially since it was about a character she knew nothing about.
She had researched the character. There was no doubt in her mind that she could have passed as a demon slayer in the feudal era. She even had a cardboard bommerang to swing.
Her friends were dressed as other characters from the anime. They stewed back stage. The monk had not shown up.
The organizers were motioning them on stage. How were they supposed to go on without the monk? Just as they went on, the monk showed up drunk.
He knocked over scenery and felt up the other girls. She had just about enough. He was ruining everything. Just as she reached him, he turned and smiled “Will you bear my child?”
She did not know what to until he started rubbing her butt. Something kicked in and she hit him in the head with the bommerang.
She panicked and rushed to his side. Cradling his head in her lap she implored “ Hold on help is on the way.”
That was when she noticed that he rubbing her butt again. Without thinking she knocked his unconscious. The audience erupted in cheers thinking it was part of the show.
She rode with him to the hospital. When he came to she apologized effusively, but noticing that she was still holding his hand he replied that it was worth it.