[7] ...Sue Syvlester, right?

Sep 03, 2011 00:11

[ Phil is sitting on a chair that looks a little something like this. The mirror behind him shows just about as much as you'd expect it to when everyone is trapped in a bunker without reflective surfaces. ]

Telly's out and I'm sorta bored, so...

[ He flips open a suitcase. ]

Free tattoo anyone?

mirror!philip

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respectedman September 2 2011, 22:22:56 UTC
[LDAFNKJDBNFVKJDBSNVK HE LEAVES FOR AN HOUR AND SUDDENLY PART OF THE LIVING ROOM IS A TATTOO PARLOU-

Oh.]

...you have got to be kidding me.

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britchillsout September 2 2011, 23:21:46 UTC
See, my first thought was sex god, right? But then--

[ Hang on, kissing needs to happen for a moment.

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Okay, done. ]

Why state the obvious, right?

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respectedman September 2 2011, 23:31:04 UTC
Ha ha. Don't tattoo yourself again.

[Adorable slap on the back of the head.]

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britchillsout September 3 2011, 05:45:25 UTC
Got someone else to volunteer?

[ Phil is leering as per usual, although this time his interest in Smith's body is a different one entirely. ]

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respectedman September 3 2011, 05:50:58 UTC
No, why would I-

[Oh crap.]

...I'm not getting one.

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britchillsout September 3 2011, 06:05:24 UTC
I could try a piercing.

[ ~Smirk~ ]

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respectedman September 3 2011, 06:16:28 UTC
[Uncomfortable fidgeting GO.]

Both of these things hurt, though.

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britchillsout September 3 2011, 06:21:56 UTC
It's just a little prick!

[ Snerk. ]

...Wow, I never thought I'd hear myself say that.

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respectedman September 3 2011, 06:24:49 UTC
[Shove.]

It's not funny. I don't want a needle near me, and if I did I wouldn't know what to get.

[Because an anti-possession pentagram isn't going to help him.]

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britchillsout September 4 2011, 18:33:30 UTC
One word: Tramp stamp.

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respectedman September 4 2011, 19:02:23 UTC
[That's two words, Phil. Two words.]

Sure, and while I'm at it I'll put a red light outside the apartment door.

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britchillsout September 4 2011, 19:04:46 UTC
[ Phil rolls his shoulders and sucks in air through a leering grin. ]

You always know just what to say.

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1/2 respectedman September 4 2011, 19:07:53 UTC
[Not the right reply.]

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2/2 respectedman September 4 2011, 19:09:56 UTC
[SIGH.]

Can't we keep the current number of Objects To Stick In Dean at one?

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britchillsout September 4 2011, 19:17:24 UTC
Can do.

[ The leer is toned down to a regular smirk and Phil gives the tattoo gun in his hand a spin. ]

How about some.... anti... demon... painting... thing?

[ That is the scientific term for Winchester's body art, right? ]

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respectedman September 4 2011, 19:22:31 UTC
[Dean is just going to edge around the other side of the tattoo chair for safety.]

I don't want one, Phil. You know my tolerance for pain is horrible.

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