[ You know what's great about winter landscapes? You don't really notice the difference between colour and greyscale.

You know what's even greater about winter landscapes? Snow.

And you know what's the greatest thing about those snowy winter landscapes in grey? That's right, building snowmen.

Or.

Well.

Parts of them, anyway. [PICTURE SOMEWHAT ( Read more... )

[ Phil is sitting on a chair that looks a little something like this. The mirror behind him shows just about as much as you'd expect it to when everyone is trapped in a bunker without reflective surfaces. ]

Telly's out and I'm sorta bored, so...

[ He flips open a suitcase. ]

Free tattoo anyone?

So, uh... chicks dig pirates, right? 'Cause I'm pretty sure he's not crowning the king with that arm anytime soon.

[ He turns away and lifts a pen to the mirror. ]

Seriously, sometimes you're...

[ He adds three strokes on his side of a scoreboard (bringing the score up to 176 : 0). ]

You're painful to watch, you know that, right?

[ Phil taps ( Read more... )

[ This morning Phil is perusing the vendors' wares on the realside, looking for a suitable gift to bring home to his beloved Majesty.

He's already set his eyes on the perfect item [LINK NSFW] and is holding it into the camera, hoping somebody can help him with a small problem. ]

Hey, anybody know what size our Queenie is?

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[ Getting hold ( Read more... )

[ Mirror!Philip lurches into the kitchen barefoot, trailing behind a distinct set of bright purple tracks.

He opens the fridge with a frustrated sigh. ]

So get this: Claire tells me I'm supposed to get a hobby and stop lounging on the sofa all day. So I grab a bucket of paint, go outside and just for his sake try giving those boring trees a paint ( Read more... )

[ All those mistletoes, the dancing and the innuendos... it does bring to mind a particular kind of merriness; one M!Philip's counterpart is sadly inept at obtaining. And thus appears the most festive and Christmas-spirited transmission of them all! ]

So... what's a guy got to do to get laid around here?

[[OOC: ...Warnings for M!Philip being sort ( Read more... )

[ When something potentially dangerous does you the courtesy of retreating, then the last thing you want to do is chase after it. Unless you're the Regular!Philip kind of guy, which, surprisingly, Mirror!Philip is not ( Read more... )

[ M!Philip is standing in the m!entrance hall, hanging a poster on the wall. If you care to step closer it will read:

THE OFFICIAL PHILIP AND CLARENCE BODY SCHEDULE

MONDAY - Philip
TUESDAY - Clarence
WEDNESDAY - Clarence
THURSDAY - Philip
FRIDAY - Philip
SATURDAY - ???
SUNDAY - ClarencePhilip takes a step back, observing his work ( Read more... )