[Action] 01 Hash Rap

[knightinreverse]

[Mirror Dave is currently in the library, looking for a certain book. Today, luck seems to have decided to kick him in the ass and say, "HEY, DAVE, YOU'RE MY NEW BITCH." There are three things that should be kept in mind

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[sugarhighkind]

[John has been looking for you, Dave.

And how fortuitous it is to find you ~already on your back~.

Tralalalala in he comes, he's gonna hover over you on all fours like a creeper now.]

HI DAVE.

[knightinreverse]

[God, when isn't he?

And oh look! The fortune gods still aren't through with him! Fuck, it's like Vriska stole his luck or something stupid like that.]

...John. In the wise words of Abraham Lincoln, what the fuck are you doing?

[sugarhighkind]

I CAME TO RESCUE YOU.

[LOOM.]

[knightinreverse]

[Baaaaaacking away slowly. Ever so slowly.]

From what? The books?

[Okay, granted, with the direction his luck is going, he wouldn't be surprised if a few books fell on him.]

[iruirusukonadat]

[Dave, it's your lucky day, because this is a mirror who's actually kind and helpful! ...If a bit of a putz, too.]

[The Mirror Medicine Seller squeaks in surprise at the crash, and scurries over to investigate, peering from behind a bookcase.]

A-Are you okay?

[knightinreverse]

[Oh thank God! Dave sits up, rubbing the back of his head. Damn it, he'll probably have a bruise tomorrow.]

Just a hurt head and some damaged pride.

[iruirusukonadat]

Oh, that doesn't sound good. Um, do you want me to see if I can do anything for your head?

[The other mirrors don't really seem to need medicine all that often, but if they do, he's 100% there!]

[knightinreverse]

Yeah, sure.

[At this point, he's not going to turn down anything for his head 'cause fuck does it hurt.]

[deadshuffle]

[ Hello Dave. Look at yourself. Now look at Jade. Now back to yourself. Now back to Jade. Sadly, you aren't Jade. But if you weren't clumsy like a fool you could get the book like Jade can. Look down, now look up. It's Jade with the book you always wanted. Look down. Look up. Jade is now offering you a hand. Take it. ]

That was quite a fall. Are you okay?

[knightinreverse]

[He takes it. He takes it with fucking dignity.]

I don't think I'll be suffering from brain damage, so yeah, I'm good. What are you doing here, Jade?

[deadshuffle]

[ And she pulls him up like a boss. ]

I live here Dave. [ Duh. ]

[knightinreverse]

[Boss Harley oh yeah.]

No, really? I never noticed. I meant, what're you doing in the library?

[st4tusquo]

[ Minutes later. Hours. Maybe days. It's just sometime after the initial fall, someone's been creeping on you. And she has a very important message. ]

Nice fall, fuckass.

[knightinreverse]

[Nice to see you care, TZ.]

Out of ten points, what would you give it, Judge Terezi?

[respectedman]

[Dean Smith frequents three places: His office, the bedroom, and the library. Today he chooses Option Three, because reading is good for stimulating the mind, no matter how much his roommate insists that marijuana does the exact same thing with less hassle.

Good sir, let him assist you!]

Hey!

[Dean jogs over from the next row down, concerned.]

Hey, are you all right?

[knightinreverse]

[Dave sits up, rubbing the back of his head.]

Fuck that hurt....

[He looks over at Dean.]

Just a banged up head and some damaged pride, but nothin' serious. I think.

[respectedman]

[Dean chuckles a little.]

If it makes you feel any better, I've fallen off of one of these ladders before, too. It happens.

[Crouching next to Dave, he offers his hand for shaking.]

Dean Smith.